1958 Mercury Monterey, $99, comes with free pets (possibly) - VT, NMMA

https://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/d/west-halifax-mercury-monterey/7098897286.html

In reply to 02Pilot :

I call dibs on any possums and/or turtles. 

Ran when parked ?

In reply to Pete Gossett :

You can have the possums, but I'll fight you for the turtles.

I don’t like turtles. 

Woody said:

I don’t like turtles. 

But do you like moose, or is it mooseses? The location suggests more winter like pets and that Merc looks big enough for at least 1 moose.

A 430 Lincoln engine and juke box drive tranny isn't worth $99?

Woody said:

I don’t like turtles. 

What kind of sick, twisted person are you? Turtles are universally excellent. I, for one, welcome our new turtle overlords....

914Driver said:

A 430 Lincoln engine and juke box drive tranny isn't worth $99?

In scrap, perhaps.  

There's probably enough there to swap the exterior body onto some other chassis.  Might have to do something like I did with Plymford though, it's likely there isn't enough floor on that Merc to do a straight swap to a pickup frame.  

In reply to volvoclearinghouse :

Old NASCAR chassis come with a floor. Problem solved. 

slowbird said:

In reply to volvoclearinghouse :

Old NASCAR chassis come with a floor. Problem solved. 

Perfect.  Then you just need to sort out the title issue.  Which some states like Tennessee can do very reasonably.