A week down and life is very good. I wrote this E-mail to some friends, titled "new car"
Did you say "new" car? Surely, you are using the colloquialism meaning "new to you", right?
No, actually, it's new.
What? How could you do that, I thought you were a poor single income father of four?
Well, I am. Tunawife has a part time job now, but it's not exactly putting us into a new tax bracket.
Tunawife got a new job? That's great! I thought you said this E-mail was about a car.
It was, we got off track.
We? You do realize you're typing this "conversation" by yourself, right?
Uhh, yeah. Sorry about that. So I got this new car. It's weird for me in a number of ways.
For you? So it's not Swedish, not 40 years old, perhaps even fuel injected?
Actually, it's not any of those. Not even fuel injected.
You got another car with a carburetor?
No.
What? I am confused.
It's an electric car...
Oh, you got a Tesla?
No, there are actually electric cars other than what Tesla makes. Ones that cost less than my house, too. I got a Nissan Leaf.
Oh, cool. ... So, you're a hippie now? Where should I expect peace sign stickers to start showing up? Are you going to vote for the socialist party and start ranting about the man? How are the dreadlocks coming along, there baldie?
WHOA. Stop. I'm bald, ok, I get it. I am also not a hippie. I stuck a Glock sticker in the back window just to offset the hippieness. I got it because it's cheaper than....
Dude that car is like forty thousand dollars and needs a fifteen thousand dollar battery every ten thousand miles and can only do twenty five miles per hour for ten miles before you have to recharge it for seventeen days!
Not quite. It's range is closer to 90 miles. It can go 100 mph, it takes all night to charge on the slowest charger available, and the lease is for 2 years at $243 per month and nothing down. Since it's a lease, I don't have to worry about any battery issues (although they are warrantied for 8 years), and it's actually quicker than you'd expect from 0-30 or so.
A lease? Dave Ramsey is sending troops to come and slap you as we speak.
Well, I can see that. If you do the math, the amount purchased, the amount it is likely to sell for, the amount of maintenance spent, the amount of gas purchased, for the very reliable, 5 year old (when bought) PT Cruiser, and figured out the monthly cost, it's about the same as the lease price of the new Leaf. I'll never need to work on it, and it will never need gas. It's an appliance. A cheap one.
Frickin' Obama!
Well, to be exact, the tax break that makes the lease so cheap was signed into law by that ol' socialist George W. Bush. I agree, though, and I am supposed to be a libertarian, so what am I doing taking advantage of such a silly program? Well, the government currently gives money to oil companies for various reasons. None of these make sense. Then, depending on where you live, various governments tax the gas they make differently. The oil companies can only drill where the governments say they can, and how they can, and then the price of gas doesn't really follow the price of oil, it just kind of bounces around getting higher and higher depending on which Middle Eastern country is on the news. It's not exactly like a free-market vs socialist solution here. Everything is meddled with, everything is fictitious and the market is impossible to peg. I just did what made sense financially.
So I've had it for a week now. The kids love it. It's cost me something like $1 in electricity so far as compared to the $20 I would have easily spent fueling the PT Cruiser. It's quiet, handles reasonably well, and it's modern stuff is fun to play with for an old fuddy duddy like myself. I even blueteethed the other day, or whatever the verb is.
I'll let you know if anything disastrous happens, but it seems pretty good so far. Anyone want to buy a well-maintained PT Cruiser?