Name My Bear

How about Yunik. Come on Smokey Yunik === Smokey the Bear. It makes sense in my head.

I think Berkeley has a nice ring to it. "Berkeley the Bear." "The Bear says Berkeley."

SilverFleet wrote: Berkeley!

This 1000x, you have won the Internet. I was going to suggest Bruce, but it has to be Berkeley the Bear.

Would Berkeley Costas be inappropriate?

Sarah Young wrote: Berkeley is kind of gender-neutral.

Sounds like the kind of name that would precede a hyphenated last name.

But yes, it needs to be Berkeley.

I was gonna say Amy, but Berkeley is better.

Peddy?

^^ God damnit, I just scrolled through the whole thread to make that joke.

How about car/ tour related:

Apex

Camber

Rebound

Torque

Ackerman

Strut

Wishbone

Jounce

MacPherson

Pinion

Schrader

Yaw

Guss

Princess monster truck.

How about Bob Costas?

You could even give it pink eye....

Sarah Young wrote: Berkeley is kind of gender-neutral.

But, some say it's an abomination if it's two of the same gender.

How about Per?

Per Bear has a nice ring to it.

I like Berkeley, but Chubby is pretty good too. Might have to run that by the Chubb guys. We already tease the crap out of them that their company name is Chubb, huh, huh, huh, huh.

Beary McBearface made me laugh, but my two cents are:

Barry Bear

Happy Bear (that bear looks like it's having the time of it's life!)

Griz?

You know Chubby is a soda marketed to children, right? Mostly sold on Canada now.

Hey, Berkeley the Bear can be seen driving a Berkeley, right? Then it's not, um, NSFW or nothin' and relates to classic cars, right?

We are not walking around with a Chubby on.

One more vote for berkeley.

Poppa, Momma or Baby

Sounds like a fun event, although out of my price range. Maybe I'll win the Powerball and see you there.

Erik!

Erik the Half-a-Bear. He had an accident.