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mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
10/18/09 8:18 p.m.

Ni!

therex
therex SuperDork
10/18/09 8:46 p.m.

Urine soaked rug? That'll buff out.

mndsm
mndsm New Reader
10/18/09 8:50 p.m.

I take it that it did not in fact, buff out, but also required the use of Bondo, Duct Tape and/or sheet metal screws?

Sometimes people try to share optimism when it comes to automotive repair on a budget. Shameful really.

4eyes
4eyes Reader
10/18/09 9:26 p.m.
Claff wrote:
stuart in mn wrote: I'm with thedude on this...the buffing out comment was funny the first time I heard it, a million times ago. The innuendo jokes never were.
That's what she said. PS it's a requirement for someone, anyone, to post "that'll buff right out" as soon as possible after a pic of a crashed car is posted. I thought it was in poor taste at first but I can appreciate the sick humor behind it.

fixed

Gubby
Gubby New Reader
10/18/09 9:33 p.m.

Can we stop by the In & Out Burger?

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
10/18/09 10:02 p.m.

In the midwest, "cornhole" means something entirely different from the meaning we get on the East Coast.

"Cornhole" is NOT, i repeat, NOT a fun game you play with your friends.

That's going to cost at least $400. That'll buff right out. PIITB Miata P71 What's that third pedal for?

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
10/18/09 10:03 p.m.

Shut the Berkley up, Donny!

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
10/18/09 10:04 p.m.

Wait, I thought there was only ONE meaning for cornhole. It was never a good thing. Ever.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro HalfDork
10/18/09 10:47 p.m.

Gubby
Gubby New Reader
10/18/09 11:17 p.m.

You don't berkeley with the Jesus.

triumph7
triumph7 Reader
10/18/09 11:44 p.m.
mndsm wrote: I take it that it did not in fact, buff out, but also required the use of Bondo, Duct Tape and/or sheet metal screws? Sometimes people try to share optimism when it comes to automotive repair on a budget. Shameful really.

Don't forget the WD40!!!!!

xci_ed6
xci_ed6 Reader
10/18/09 11:44 p.m.
93celicaGT2 wrote: In the midwest, "cornhole" means something entirely different from the meaning we get on the East Coast.

What is the east coast meaning of cornhole? As a new immigrant from the midwest, I can think of no good meaning.

Also, maybe I'm dense, but what is the sexual innuendo behind 'that will buff out'?

BTW, I don't roll on Shabbas.

Opus
Opus Dork
10/19/09 12:00 a.m.
Hocrest wrote: I can make a bird... a hat... a pterodactyl....

A broach.....

Shirley you cant be serious.

captainzib
captainzib Reader
10/19/09 12:14 a.m.

triumph7
triumph7 Reader
10/19/09 12:19 a.m.
Opus wrote:
Hocrest wrote: I can make a bird... a hat... a pterodactyl....
A broach..... Shirley you cant be serious.

Yes, I'm serious... and don't all me Shirley!

Wally
Wally SuperDork
10/19/09 12:20 a.m.

Removal is the opposite of installation

xci_ed6
xci_ed6 Reader
10/19/09 12:34 a.m.
Wally wrote: Removal is the opposite of installation

ROFL!

Wally
Wally SuperDork
10/19/09 1:08 a.m.
Toyman01
Toyman01 HalfDork
10/19/09 7:27 a.m.
Wally wrote: Removal is the opposite of installation

Great!! Now I have to clean the coffee off the desk and screen.

TJ
TJ HalfDork
10/19/09 7:54 a.m.

Lighten up Francis.

andrave
andrave HalfDork
10/19/09 8:04 a.m.

tighten dash panels and screw up.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
10/19/09 8:04 a.m.

Can I take a reprieve from all the serious conversation and add that this is the weakest complaint ever.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
10/19/09 8:54 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: Wait, I thought there was only ONE meaning for cornhole. It was never a good thing. Ever.

Yeah.... you'll have a hard time if you ever visit the midwest in the warmer months.

"Hey man, want to play cornhole?"

"What the berkeley did you just ask me?!?!?!"

TJ
TJ HalfDork
10/19/09 8:54 a.m.

Canoe?

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
10/19/09 8:55 a.m.
xci_ed6 wrote:
93celicaGT2 wrote: In the midwest, "cornhole" means something entirely different from the meaning we get on the East Coast.
What is the east coast meaning of cornhole? As a new immigrant from the midwest, I can think of no good meaning. Also, maybe I'm dense, but what is the sexual innuendo behind 'that will buff out'? BTW, I don't roll on Shabbas.

Cornhole is a game out here played with bean bags.

Cornhole everywhere else in the world... well... you know.

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