In reply to MazdaFace :

You and me both. I was most of the way through the thread before I realized it was 10 yrs old.

And after ten years, still no one has ever seen a porcelain toilet seat.

MazdaFace said:

I really need to start checking the date of the first post before I spend time reading an entire thread. 

Half the time, I don’t realize it until I stumble upon a post by Curmudgeon / Jensenman. Then I get sad.

Then I start to think that maybe he is the one doing this to us. And then I smile a little bit.

It has changed canoes for me. 

If you don't remember it, isn't it just like a new thread?