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914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/22/19 6:58 a.m.
poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
3/22/19 8:53 a.m.

8/12: Florida Man born perfect. Spends next 40 years berkeleying it all up.

NickD
NickD UberDork
3/22/19 9:23 a.m.

January 6th: Florida Man robs bank, dressed as Spider-Man

Hasbro
Hasbro SuperDork
3/22/19 9:53 a.m.

A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics, and warning them of retribution from his “Nazi prison associates” was persuaded by police to end a standoff in return for a fresh slice of pizza, reports say.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde PowerDork
3/22/19 11:02 a.m.

9/14  Florida man says woman hosed him down for fishing in water she owns

Several others came up but they were all morbid without the decency to be funny.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
3/22/19 12:07 p.m.

It is interesting to note that only men in Florida are observed doing crazy things, whereas women do crazy E36 M3 all over the world. devil

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan UltraDork
3/22/19 3:36 p.m.

My all time favorite. Technically it was the woman who lit the cigarette but I'm sure he loaded the open propane tank.

Brotus7
Brotus7 HalfDork
3/22/19 8:52 p.m.

I can only imagine what turns up when I reach "Florida man 420"....

kazoospec
kazoospec UltraDork
3/22/19 9:42 p.m.

Oddly, mine (1/19) led to several unrelated but similar stories about male Floridians finding large snakes.  

kazoospec
kazoospec UberDork
8/2/20 9:00 p.m.

Well, congrats to anyone born on 8/1.  You've got a winner here:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-blood-covered-florida-man-clings-to-truck-for-9-miles-bashes-windshield

The video is . . . something.   (It's also NSFW for language)

Recon1342
Recon1342 Dork
8/2/20 10:48 p.m.

A worthy addition- 8/14

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/2012897001

JesseWolfe
JesseWolfe Reader
8/3/20 5:17 a.m.

April 14th.

 

A Florida man is under arrest for allegedly killing his wife and attempting to cover up the crime by using her cellphone to send text messages that appeared to come from her, telling family and friends that she was in quarantine after contracting the coronavirus, police said.

chandler
chandler PowerDork
8/3/20 5:58 a.m.
Recon1342 said:

A worthy addition- 8/14

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/2012897001

Neighbor said she was surprised he used roach spray since she was not a roach - wow

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
8/3/20 7:46 a.m.
kazoospec said:

Well, congrats to anyone born on 8/1.  You've got a winner here:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-blood-covered-florida-man-clings-to-truck-for-9-miles-bashes-windshield

The video is . . . something.   (It's also NSFW for language)

That video was fantastic. 

fanfoy
fanfoy SuperDork
8/3/20 8:07 a.m.

July 24:

Florida Man Arrested For Tranquilizing And Raping Alligators In Everglades

Dieselboss15
Dieselboss15 New Reader
8/3/20 11:38 a.m.
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
8/4/20 12:52 p.m.

there's a website called florida man birthday challenge, but i thought using that would be cheating.

12/23: florida man "not the cop-calling type"

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