Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
9/19/14 9:01 a.m.

...is a woman. Well, this opens up a whole new world of fake bodily fluids.

Behold, Vulvatron:

http://www.wonderingsound.com/feature/vulvatron-gwar-new-frontwoman-metal/

(Okay, she is actually only one of multiple vocalists, but still cool.)

ryanty22
ryanty22 Dork
9/19/14 9:10 a.m.

I was kinda hoping for slymenstra hymen to come back but this seems cool

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer Dork
9/19/14 9:25 a.m.

Ummm...need a NSFW warning on that, please. It is GWAR, so that should be a given, but still...

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
9/19/14 9:31 a.m.

LOL @ CGLockRacer!

edit- not trying mock you. Your post just gave me a good chuckle for some reason.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
9/19/14 11:43 a.m.

Ah good I wasn't sure if it would be NSFW or not, I guessed right though

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
9/19/14 1:53 p.m.

Depends upon where it is that you work.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair UltimaDork
9/19/14 4:32 p.m.

yeah, i mean, it's SFW if you're in GWAR!

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/19/14 5:09 p.m.

Or if you check it on your cell phone at work, like I did.

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
9/19/14 5:20 p.m.

Or if you're unemployed, like me.

And the other(and pretty sure main) vocalist is Blothar, or the original Beefcake the Mighty.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/19/14 6:07 p.m.

All hail vulvatron

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/19/14 10:29 p.m.

what was NSFW about that link?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/20/14 3:35 p.m.

In reply to Fueled by Caffeine:

VULVATRON! (smacks fist to chest)

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer Dork
9/20/14 5:29 p.m.

In reply to novaderrik:

The picture if anyone walked up behind you.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/20/14 6:53 p.m.
CGLockRacer wrote: In reply to novaderrik: The picture if anyone walked up behind you.

seriously? does everyone work in a convent?

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair UltimaDork
9/21/14 10:43 a.m.

In reply to novaderrik:

How many GWAR fans work in a convent?

(wait for it...)

Nun!

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/21/14 10:47 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: In reply to novaderrik: How many GWAR fans work in a convent? (wait for it...) Nun!

Well played.

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer Dork
9/21/14 8:43 p.m.

In reply to AngryCorvair:

I'll pray for more puns like that. I hear they can be habit forming.

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