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Noddaz
Noddaz UberDork
6/7/22 4:04 p.m.

I found my stage name today.

 

Stampie
Stampie MegaDork
6/7/22 4:21 p.m.

Stampie. It's always been my name when I work the pole.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
6/7/22 4:25 p.m.

Mine would be:

Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter)
Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/7/22 4:54 p.m.

Well one of my nicknames is Moose, or XLMoose, so I think that will work as my stripper name.... In Saskatchewan 

Robbie (Forum Supporter)
Robbie (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/7/22 5:00 p.m.

If your stage name is what people call you when you're stripping, then I think I'd be "old" or "fat".

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
6/7/22 5:07 p.m.

I thought it was your credit card number followed by your ZIP code. 

tb
tb Dork
6/7/22 5:32 p.m.

I would use an old favorite from my days of using an alias or nom de guerre

Randolph T. Openthrottle

It is a mouthful, but actually flows really well... appropriate!

Captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
Captdownshift (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/7/22 5:36 p.m.

Mine was Earnhardt 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
6/7/22 5:43 p.m.
Captdownshift (Forum Supporter) said:

Mine was Earnhardt 

So, how long have you been retired?

Karacticus
Karacticus SuperDork
6/7/22 5:51 p.m.

Philibian Lamar Hopscopleton the Third

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
6/7/22 6:02 p.m.

Glitter sparkles. 

Cause of my charming personality!

NickD
NickD MegaDork
6/7/22 6:03 p.m.

Vorachio Blacklion. It was an el cheapo Chinese tire I saw years ago at work, and made the crack of "That's my pornstar name" as soon as I saw it

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr PowerDork
6/7/22 6:24 p.m.

The giggling cowboy.

 

That is Also my nickname around certain friends due to various....  um....   "incidents".

RX Reven'
RX Reven' UltraDork
6/7/22 6:36 p.m.

Jacques E. Prématuré...it's French so that makes it classy.

OHSCrifle
OHSCrifle UltraDork
6/7/22 6:40 p.m.

Rod Standing 

Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter)
Adrian_Thompson (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/7/22 7:14 p.m.

One of the kids next door had a friend/class mate who's patronymic was VanWardragon.  Real name, I think his dad was Danish.  Now there's a name for a male dancersurprise

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
6/7/22 7:27 p.m.
Noddaz said:

I found my stage name today.

 

Is there a particular reason rubbers should shine?

Folgers
Folgers Reader
6/7/22 7:35 p.m.

They call me Three Beers...

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/7/22 7:40 p.m.

Poopshovel

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
6/7/22 7:53 p.m.

DON'T! GET! ELIMINATED! - Imgur

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
6/7/22 8:03 p.m.

Up until November 6, 1991, it would have been Magic Johnson... but after that, the actual Magic Johnson kind of ruined it for me. 
 

These days, I go by Carlos Dangerously. 
 

SkinnyG (Forum Supporter)
SkinnyG (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
6/7/22 8:09 p.m.

"Trixxy" with two X's - because I'm double X Rated.

Click if you dare: https://youtu.be/h2E0nsU3wrA?t=1720

Curtis73 (Forum Supporter)
Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/7/22 8:19 p.m.

My stripper name is Taint Grundel

My rapper name is T-Rash

My drag name is Honey Badger

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/7/22 9:43 p.m.

The Gunch.

Noddaz
Noddaz UberDork
6/7/22 9:48 p.m.

In reply to SV reX :

Yours don't?

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