Last night some Russian dude in Delaware hacked my eBay account and ordered $400 worth of track suits.
I was pissed and belly laughing at the same time.
Last night some Russian dude in Delaware hacked my eBay account and ordered $400 worth of track suits.
I was pissed and belly laughing at the same time.
Is it just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality.
I should probably rethink some of the songs I sing to my three year old at bedtime. Yesterday sitting at the dinner table she sang “mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he’s dead.” No joke. Probably not the best thing for a three year old to be strolling around singing. She’s going to end up one of those kids that teaches all the other kids naughty things.
In reply to dculberson:
She'll be fine. One of my teachers used to say that I was put together alright, but I was sewed up wrong. I think it sums me up pretty well.
In hindsight this probably doesn't make you feel any better.
In reply to dculberson :
When my boys were preschool age, the song that stuck with them was Fat Bottomed Girls. In the car on the way to school one morning they asked what it meant, then quickly pointed out their teachers were each fat bottomed girls. Luckily they didn't tell their them that!
I'm just a poor boy, I need tra-a-ack suits...
Spoolpigeon said:Last night some Russian dude in Delaware hacked my eBay account and ordered $400 worth of track suits.
What colors? I’ll keep an eye out.
I was trying to figure out how you could spend so much on track suits, but then the comedian the wife and I saw last night was wearing a Gucci tracksuit, so I guess it’s possible.
Sucks man, but at least you can get a chuckle from it.
I thought of auto racing safety gear when I first read this. Then the word "Russian" got my attention, and I realized what you meant.
I was wondering if it was just a case of eBay + drinking, but then I realized I was thinking of the wrong tracksuits!
Duke said:Spoolpigeon said:Last night some Russian dude in Delaware hacked my eBay account and ordered $400 worth of track suits.
What colors? I’ll keep an eye out.
I started laughing so hard at this - too funny.
Thanks to this thread and a corresponding google search, I now know that Russians are apparently obsessed with Adidas track suits.
And gold chains sporting HUGE medallions and the requisite 'HAIR' (aka rug 'o luv) shirt.....Dahling yu speak to me....
dculberson said:I should probably rethink some of the songs I sing to my three year old at bedtime. Yesterday sitting at the dinner table she sang “mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he’s dead.” No joke. Probably not the best thing for a three year old to be strolling around singing. She’s going to end up one of those kids that teaches all the other kids naughty things.
The kids (ages 2 and 5) were doing something cute while Pandora played our favorite stations in the background, so I got out the phone and recorded said cuteness....
To the chorus of Lilly Allen's "Berk you very much"
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