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Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
5/13/10 4:16 p.m.

Nancy happened to mention today that when she unlocked the front door Monday morning, she found a red foam nose squashed into the crack.

Guido, did you stop by and leave a calling card, or are we being menaced by random clowns? (A thought which truly scares me.)

Margie

jrw1621
jrw1621 Dork
5/13/10 4:37 p.m.

Be thankful it was just a nose considering that you are known on the internet to be a fan of "clown porn."
Could have been another calendar.

turboswede
turboswede SuperDork
5/13/10 5:17 p.m.

Well. I guess I'm not sleeping tonight

"Clown Porn" ?? I'll have you all know, that was art, for a good cause and it was also creepily funny. What's not too love?

rmarkc
rmarkc Reader
5/13/10 7:12 p.m.

oldtin
oldtin Reader
5/13/10 7:34 p.m.

Did not see that coming from the thread title. There was a study done a few years ago - clowns and mimes actually repulse people.

barnca
barnca Reader
5/13/10 7:56 p.m.

should be in hotlinks but i couldnt resist

rmarkc
rmarkc Reader
5/13/10 8:22 p.m.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
5/13/10 9:06 p.m.

Everything floats down here.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/13/10 9:09 p.m.

And that's why I lock the door when working at the office on weekends.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
5/13/10 10:01 p.m.

Are you sure it was a nose?

RexSeven
RexSeven Dork
5/13/10 10:22 p.m.

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me, can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
5/13/10 10:38 p.m.

between IT and my sisters big stuffed clown...

shudders

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/13/10 11:12 p.m.

Really, really scary clown >>>

RexSeven
RexSeven Dork
5/13/10 11:45 p.m.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado SuperDork
5/14/10 1:48 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Really, really scary clown >>>

JWG. The kind of guy that even makes an atheist like me wish there was a "hell", so that people like that could burn in it.

ep3_lol
ep3_lol New Reader
5/14/10 1:50 a.m.

This was one of the costumes for the annual Halloween theme Carowinds did the summer I worked there:

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
5/14/10 5:57 a.m.

Maybe Guid Pie was scoping you guys out and almost got caught.

Eewwwww...

footinmouth
footinmouth New Reader
5/14/10 6:17 a.m.

I'm sure Mr. Pogo drives a 81 panel van and is not allowed by schools/parks.

Woody
Woody SuperDork
5/14/10 7:20 a.m.
footinmouth wrote: I'm sure Mr. Pogo drives a 81 panel van and is not allowed by schools/parks.

Pogo hasn't driven anything in quite some time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/14/10 7:25 a.m.
Woody wrote:
footinmouth wrote: I'm sure Mr. Pogo drives a 81 panel van and is not allowed by schools/parks.
Pogo hasn't driven anything in quite some time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy

Yeah... the black needle was too easy. They should have fed him to beetles.

EricM
EricM Dork
5/14/10 8:23 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Really, really scary clown >>>

I grew up in Northern Illinois, John Wayne Gacy is this clowns name.

google him and prepare to be horrified.

To this day, If I see a clown in real life, I have an overwhelming urge to kick the E36 M3 out of them.

My co-workers tease me with clown E36 M3, I am ready to punch them as well....

*edit, I see others have already pointed out this clown.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
5/14/10 9:29 a.m.

Ewwww?

http://crime.about.com/od/serial/p/gacy.htm

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
5/14/10 11:01 a.m.
ep3_lol wrote: This was one of the costumes for the annual Halloween theme Carowinds did the summer I worked there:

WOW! A friend of mine made that costume! I actually helped him work a booth at a haunt trade show in St. Louis, and wore pretty much all of the costumes at one time or another. http://www.gore-galore.com/costumes.php Scroll down, that one is about 2/3 the way down.

ep3_lol
ep3_lol New Reader
5/14/10 11:11 a.m.

Cool! I wore this one around, you guys make it as well? That job was a blast, I got paid to scare the crap out of people

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
5/14/10 11:13 a.m.

From the trade show. I'm inside.

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