June 14, 2018 8:19 a.m.
spitfirebill MegaDork
June 14, 2018 8:31 a.m.

But was it in Florida?  

Appleseed MegaDork
June 14, 2018 9:15 a.m.

Given the average diameter of your typical bro-dozer these days, I'm suprised it doesn't happen more. You could stuff a fat, heavy duty baby in one.

Daylan C SuperDork
June 14, 2018 9:17 a.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

Next week you'll see a story about the fire department being called to rescue a baby from a stack. 

914Driver MegaDork
June 14, 2018 9:19 a.m.

With no Tequila or a large wager involved, why?

Wally MegaDork
June 14, 2018 9:22 a.m.

In reply to Daylan C :

 

 

More boost should pop them out.

June 14, 2018 9:30 a.m.

After the Tide Pods thing fizzles out, I can totally see a "Rolling Coal with a Woman's Head in the Tailpipe" challenge 'going viral', as the kids say.

 

dculberson UltimaDork
June 14, 2018 9:31 a.m.
914Driver said:

With no Tequila or a large wager involved, why?

The Kaitlyn was cited for underage drinking, so maybe Tequila was involved!

Appleseed MegaDork
June 14, 2018 9:37 a.m.

mazdeuce - Seth Mod Squad
June 14, 2018 9:53 a.m.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that there was drinking involved. And at a wholesome country music festival of all places. I never. cheeky

Daylan C SuperDork
June 14, 2018 10:02 a.m.
Wally said:

In reply to Daylan C :

 

 

More boost should pop them out.

Ok why wasn't that method employed here? Would have saved everyone some trouble.

pinchvalve MegaDork
June 14, 2018 10:14 a.m.

I thought Truck Nutz were bad, but drunk teenagers hanging from the exhaust?  That's getting outta control. 

June 14, 2018 10:19 a.m.

In reply to spitfirebill :

Minnesota, of all places. I didn't even realize country music was a thing in Minnesota.  

Given that genre of music's proclivity towards cute girls, drankin', and pickup trucks, I believe this story will become the inspiration for the next big hit single.  

"Stuck in a Brodozer Tail Pipe"

"Well, I was drunk the day I stuck my head into that tail pipe / And no one could figure out what to do / But just as I was gonna give up hope, I heard a voice from heaven, said, / "Don't worry, ma'am, you'll pull through".

 

John Welsh Mod Squad
June 14, 2018 10:20 a.m.

I'm almost surprised the "bet" did not leave her with lock-jaw. 

Perhaps a misunderstanding of "head" 

Keith Tanner MegaDork
June 14, 2018 10:32 a.m.
volvoclearinghouse said:

In reply to spitfirebill :

Minnesota, of all place. I didn't even realize country music was a thing in Minnesota. 

Minnesota is all country. Corn and pickups. Sure, it freezes solid in the winter, but when you've got farms you've got country.

Grizz UberDork
June 14, 2018 10:43 a.m.

In reply to Keith Tanner :

Nick Comstock MegaDork
June 14, 2018 11:10 a.m.

What's the significance of the name?

Dr. Hess MegaDork
June 14, 2018 1:01 p.m.

Is this like that story... A woman's car breaks down on the side of the road.  She is bent over the engine compartment and the hood comes down, trapping her.  Some time later, a copy shows up and frees her.  She says "I want to report a rape.  A truck driver from Texas raped me."  The cop says "How do you know that he was a truck driver from Texas, maam?"  "Well, I could smell the diesel and he had a great big belt buckle and a little tiny dick."

gearheadmb SuperDork
June 15, 2018 10:27 a.m.

I hope she doesn't get picked on too bad about this when she gets back to Harvard this fall.

APEowner HalfDork
June 15, 2018 10:34 a.m.

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

dculberson UltimaDork
June 15, 2018 10:50 a.m.
APEowner said:

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

At least he didn’t try to leave and make her tired!

barefootskater HalfDork
June 15, 2018 11:31 a.m.
dculberson said:
APEowner said:

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

At least he didn’t try to leave and make her tired!

The whole problem started when she heard this guy talking about wanting to remove the cat from his exhaust, so she stuck her head in trying to see poor the thing.

spitfirebill MegaDork
June 15, 2018 11:51 a.m.

I'm betting there was a Tide pod in the exhaust.

RealMiniParker PowerDork
June 15, 2018 11:54 a.m.

Everyone is mocking her, but why does the guy get a pass for having a tail pipe that big? 

Spoolpigeon PowerDork
June 15, 2018 11:58 a.m.
APEowner said:

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

It took a while to find her too. No one could hear her scream, her voice was muffled. 

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