Quote of the day: a thread for things that aren't necessarily motivational

"If you get to head of assembly by dropping parts I'm gonna start breaking all kinds of things back here."

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

NickD said:

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

My days of taking you guys seriously are comming to a middle.

Hungary Bill said:

NickD said:

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

My days of taking you guys seriously are comming to a middle.

So long as you don't aim to misbehave...

"Are you seriously sticking a straight screwdriver in a socket?"

"Come on dude it's an extension!"

jharry3 said:

Hungary Bill said:

NickD said:

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

My days of taking you guys seriously are comming to a middle.

So long as you don't aim to misbehave...

I think misbehaving makes you Big Damn Heroes myself

"I think we're doing something wrong if we're going bar hopping and have to go to the  next town to find the 2nd bar."

"Dang. Glad you weren't murder deathed by the battle possums." - MazdaFace

"If you're gonna make us drive to Florida with an optispark can we at least pack a spare?"

"You wanna plan your trajectory way up the route because the brakes are way more of a suggestion than a command."

Antihero said:

jharry3 said:

Hungary Bill said:

NickD said:

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

My days of taking you guys seriously are comming to a middle.

So long as you don't aim to misbehave...

I think misbehaving makes you Big Damn Heroes myself

If you're gonna be bad, be good at it!

Bruce

"I dont know a whole lot, but if you need to know how to make some stupid E36 M3 work, I got that covered". 

Me, after the umpteenth dumb project of the day. This was right after I jammed the 3 foot long drain brush in the drill because I thought it was funny. 

In reply to Mndsm :

Reminded me of the time I got bored and stuck all the swivels I could find in the shop together and started spinning them at low RPM on my cordless impact.

If you don’t change it, you choose it.

The_Jed said:

 Anyway, my microwave has one of those turntable things in it and I have found that if I nuke the old, stale coffee I consume daily, for 71 seconds, the handle of my mug winds up in the exact same position it was in when I placed it in the microwave.

 

 

Daylan C said:

In reply to Mndsm :

Reminded me of the time I got bored and stuck all the swivels I could find in the shop together and started spinning them at low RPM on my cordless impact.

I had 72 feet of pressure washer wands....

In reply to Brett_Murphy :

Oddly enough, our microwave seems to rotate exactly once per minute (or maybe once every 30 seconds), so it usually puts things handle out. That's smart design.

"If Kyle is pushing, is it K swapped?"

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

"It would be nice if we had some grenades.."

One of my favorite I-told-you-so lines ever.

BTW - Watching Firefly/Serenity makes the second half of Full Metal Jacket unintentionally funny, in every scene with Animal Mother.  I don't know if Adam Baldwin is a one trick pony or if Joss Whedon went to him when Firefly was being produced and said "Adam, channel Animal Mother".  (See also: Ron Perlman, "Alien: Resurrection", which was Firefly before Firefly existed)

"One of the key criteria I look at when looking at a $750,000 car, is a working 2nd gear."

"Why do we like these E36 M3boxes again?"

Usually said at some point while working on a 3rd gen f-body.

Knurled. said:

Stefan said:

NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

"It would be nice if we had some grenades.."

 

One of my favorite I-told-you-so lines ever.

 

BTW - Watching Firefly/Serenity makes the second half of Full Metal Jacket unintentionally funny, in every scene with Animal Mother.  I don't know if Adam Baldwin is a one trick pony or if Joss Whedon went to him when Firefly was being produced and said "Adam, channel Animal Mother".  (See also: Ron Perlman, "Alien: Resurrection", which was Firefly before Firefly existed)

Adam Baldwin ALWAYS plays that same sort of character. And he's typically a soldier or mercenary or governement agent. Look at him as Agent John Casey in Chuck. 

Whoever wrote that report is not from the South, has never been to the South and has no understanding of where, exactly, the South is located. (Hint: It is in the southernmost part of the United States, where a baby's first words are often "relative humidity" and "excessive heat warning.") - It's A Southern Thing, in regards to the article that suggests 78 is the where you should set your AC.

In reply to Brett_Murphy :

If it's not set in the 60s why do you even have central HVAC? 

"Hut burned down, built new one." - Primitive Technology