In reply to Woody :
That’s why they didn’t bother sending them here.
In reply to Woody :
That’s why they didn’t bother sending them here.
Today I learned all it takes to keep my father quiet is a Highlights magazine and a fresh crayon.
TIL my truck will happily shift through all 4 gears idling in drive with the tires off the ground. It also feels sketchy as berk when it does it.
In reply to EastCoastMojo :
Yeah he did. It helped that he hit a fire truck with medical personnel and supplies. 
TIL that 240hp in a Miata makes merging onto highways really easy.
I learned that Naked Eyes' Always Something There to Remind Me is a cover.
In reply to Appleseed :
Well I'll be. Never knew that
In reply to NickD :
I drove a 302 Miata today for the first time, so I would tend to agree.
TIL that 9 year old expired athletes foot spray doesn't work nearly as well as brand new spray.
fasted58 said:Julie Andrews had nice boobies.
S.O.B. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083015/
troof
The first time I saw that movie, I laughed so very hard... It is still funny, but doesn't hold up as well as I thought it would.
Sometimes the correct answer IS get the bigger hammer.
It wasn't actually today, but a few days ago I learned how diesel fuel (or probably any petroleum product) spilled on a roadway is extremely dangerous for two wheeled vehicles. One more reason to hate truck drivers. Keep your damn liquids contained properly idiots.
I just learned that over in France, at some place called LeMans, they race large diesel trucks, y'know, the kind that haul large amounts of stuff everywhere and clog up our roads. It's an impressive sight to see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSYcW9Wgo8
Appleseed said:I learned that Naked Eyes' Always Something There to Remind Me is a cover.
Today I learned that Appleseed and I occasionally listen to the same satellite radio channel at the same time.
My father is going to leave his NB to my Daughter in his will.
She said, “I drive the car.”
Today i learned that Mothers Day without a mom still sucks in the 2nd year.
berkeley you cancer
YIL you still have to turn on the gas bottle on the MIG welder for it to work properly.
Today I learned that at least some of the employees at the grocery store that I shop at embarrassingly often call me Elvis.
In reply to Jumper K Balls :
on your next embarrassingly frequent trip to that store, make sure you say goodbye to everyone as you leave, then just kinda hang out right outside the door and listen for the PA. If they say "Elvis has left the building!" you know they love you.
TIL in Michigan you have to be 21 years old to buy spray paint. At least at the Home Depot on my side of town you do.
I honestly got carded for a can of yellow Rustoleum.
TIL how to use a manual tire changer at the junkyard. I guess we looked confused because one of the employees came over and showed us how to use it.
After that we got pretty good at it.
I'll be honest, I've passed on wheels before in the yard just because I thought I couldn't get the tires off. I love learning new stuff.
TIL that if you put "Papua New Guinea" into Google Images, you will immediately see naked boobs, even if SafeSearch is on.
TIL that "Papua New Guinea" is going to be my new term for tittyballs.
In reply to paranoid_android :
When I went to buy a guy's complete stockhouse of RX-7 parts in southern Indiana, he said that they would call the police on you if you bought acetone in bulk, probably getting stopped by them as you left the store. Apparently it is important in the crack cocaine making process
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I've bought gallon cans of acetone up here no problem.
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