What do you do for Living?

I sell propane and propane accessories. 

When you grill, you need to taste the meat, not the heat

I write recipe books for Spam and canoe building.

I'm a smooth pimp. You know the rest...

ddavidv said:

I write recipe books for Spam and canoe building.

My unemployment benefits include spam and cheap canoe rental. 

I manage a call center in Mumbai selling legitimate products and services.

I sell extended warranty for vehicles from a mobile office (cardboard box) that a set up by some traffic lights in the nearest city. 

I'm a hoser. 

Take off, eh?

Loch Ness Monster tours.  Aye! Just cape lookin', lad!

I sell pictures of my feet on feet finder. 

Trainer for  thoroughbred racing sloths. 

I'm a fart farmer and canoe enthusiast.

Im a professional drain on society. 

As little as possible.

In reply to Mr_Asa :

I sell canoes and canoeing accessories,  funny. 

Tire changer,  High school of Life, University  of Hard Knocks.  BS.

I pee every time I poop.  Every. Single. Time.

wvumtnbkr said:

I pee every time I poop.  Every. Single. Time.

That's better than pooping every time you pee.

I am a prince  from Nigeria currently unemployed trying to liberate funds from a family trust. If you can assist me in this endeavour I promise you a significant share of the proceeds. 

I assist Nigerian Prince's in getting their wealth back by facilitating bank account access with willing and helpful Americans. 

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:

wvumtnbkr said:

I pee every time I poop.  Every. Single. Time.

That's better than pooping every time you pee.

Only if you aren't prepared for it!  

Lolz.

wvumtnbkr said:

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:

wvumtnbkr said:

I pee every time I poop.  Every. Single. Time.

That's better than pooping every time you pee.

Only if you aren't prepared for it!  

 

Lolz.

what would be worse would be pooping every time you fart. Even worse than that would be pooping *randomly* when you fart.  

Preacher at Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration Church