Challenge Smack-Talk Thread

Wanna put a bet on this? 

In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :

You giving two to one odds since I spent less than half what you did?  If so I'll put a Washington on it. Gonna suck for you getting beat by a half budget build. 

I just feel bad for anyone who's not a gastropod and still gets beat by Betsy.. beat by a 320tw tire truck...ouch.

Stampie said:

In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :

You giving two to one odds since I spent less than half what you did?  If so I'll put a Washington on it. Gonna suck for you getting beat by a half budget build. 

Game on. 

Ill even sweeten the deal  ypu beat me, ill buy lunch (Wendys 4 for $4. Im broke)

In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :

Oh I can put down some 4 for $4. I want mine with Bacon Jr. Cheeseburger, Sweet tea, and honey mustard for my nuggets. 

In reply to bluej :

My car is s Gastropod and I fully expect to trounce betsy, on 340 treadwear tires to boot.

Stampie said:

I'm posting this now so that Indy-Guy can get used to the view he'll have in two weeks. 

You've got some more polishing to do on that Turd; it appears to be full of Fiber. 

It's really going to hurt when you get beat by a daily driver on 500 treadwear tires.

Oh, and choke on version 3.0 of challenge livery:

In reply to Indy-Guy :

You sure you shouldn't have bought a Corvette?  That livery would go well with gold chains. 

Stampie said:

In reply to Indy-Guy :

You sure you shouldn't have bought a Corvette?  That livery would go well with gold chains. 

Jags actually use gold timing belts.

I’m betting i’ll Be bottom half of the pods guaranteed. Car isn’t pretty. It isn’t really fast. It’s reliable. And it’s under budget. And it’s the first Hyundai. 

Wait thisnisnt how smack talk works is it?

So is this grudge match between Duster and Stampie, car vs car, or does this head to head battle for the ages require the builder to drive too?

In reply to Justjim75 :

Doesn't matter, I'm beating both of them 

In reply to Justjim75 :

Im pretty sure were both using pros to beat patrick.

But my tire warming runs will be faster than stampies at the autocross. And my pro runs will be faster than both. 

Because MIATA!!!!!

In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :

Last year my fat ass Q45 beat half the Miata field in dynamic. In an autocross only Challenge. 

In reply to Stampie :

But i wasn't there last year for you to lose to!

In reply to Dusterbd13-michael :

By not being there you automatically lost. I count that as a DNF.

In reply to Stampie :

I'll have to agree with that, but i don't like it!

Im  looking forward to taking your dollar ....

Tell you what. I'm berkeleyin terrible at driving- I'll test drive them both. It's only fair. 

Using a pro driver is for Bob Costas 

Dusterbd13-michael said:

In reply to Stampie :

I'll have to agree with that, but i don't like it!

Im  looking forward to taking your dollar ....

Taking my dollar is like every parent telling their kid that they can be president one day. You have the possibility but it ain't berkeleying happening. 

Mndsm said:

Tell you what. I'm berkeleyin terrible at driving- I'll test drive them both. It's only fair. 

 

I've never had a problem handing my key to someone. 

Dusterbd13-michael said:

In reply to Justjim75 :

Im pretty sure were both using pros to beat patrick.

But my tire warming runs will be faster than stampies at the autocross. And my pro runs will be faster than both. 

Because MIATA!!!!!

To make this fair I’ll run both cars. My fastest time wins. 

Its so pretty nobody is allowed within 40 feet!

P.S. Got the photo for your book?

Seems like this will be interesting. This is my first time at this event.

In reply to Dhill :

Hang out and get ready for the best car show that'll break out into a race.  Be prepared to get overwhelmed. 

Edit oh forgot smack talk. Don't know what you're bringing but I'll beat you. Or just drink a beer with you. Something like that.