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poopshovel again MegaDork
1/30/20 3:26 p.m.

See title. Trying to get the ENOLA_V under 3k lbs this weekend.

Over/under bets on how many minutes it takes for me to abandon "conventional" tools for splittin axe/sledge are welcome. Also: guestimated number of airbag pranks.

Patrick MegaDork
1/30/20 4:13 p.m.

Correct, gut away. Patience will no doubt be inversely proportional to number of beers consumed prior to said gutting

get wayne to sit on an airbag, see if they really do propel large mammals into the air.

Robbie MegaDork
1/30/20 4:18 p.m.

Stand

I'm pretty sure not even Wayne wants THAT enema.

poopshovel again MegaDork
1/30/20 4:29 p.m.

Nobody wants the wrath of uber-wayne. There are plenty of young skinny know-it-all punks at the track to use as test-monkeys. Hey! Maybe the Wreck-tards will be out there "testing!"