Is there a HUGE Ranchero in your future?

Little Tequila and a Saw-Zall?

Area code is 518. It's about 2 miles from me.

Isn't huge Ranchero sort of redundant? Chevy "downsized" the platform the last El Caminos were based on but unfortunately, the Ranchero was built on the larger than life Torino of the mid '70s. My sister got a '75 Torino sedan as a loaner when her Mustang II was in the shop. She wouldn't drive it home as it felt like it was taking up more than 1 lane of our rural Pa. roads.

integraguy wrote: Isn't huge Ranchero sort of redundant? Chevy "downsized" the platform the last El Caminos were based on but unfortunately, the Ranchero was built on the larger than life Torino of the mid '70s.

Except for the ones from the 60s, which... weren't.

No boomerang-shaped antenna on the back, no care.

Be great to tow your Miata to the races with.

You could bunk quite a crew in that thing.

Here's the plan. I buy it, show up to the challenge with 8 strippers, a case of champagne, and 10 ounces of cocaine. I put you, the coke, and the strippers in the back and autocross it.

My times will be pathetic, but you will all declare me the winner. Serious fun.

You must have some sweet hookups to get that lot under budget, Curtis

Luke wrote: You must have some sweet hookups to get that lot under budget, Curtis

Those are obviously tools and not part of the car, so they do not count toward the budget.

If you put Kumhos on the strippers, they don't count either.

Luke wrote: You must have some sweet hookups to get that lot under budget, Curtis

Have you seen the girls of Cafe Risque'?