N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
11/6/12 11:26 a.m.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3387005836.html

I'm half tempted to make an offer.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
11/6/12 11:29 a.m.

My parents had one of those YEARS ago. Was silver with the same red interior. I was about 7 when they had it. What a piece. I like it.

mrwillie
mrwillie HalfDork
11/6/12 11:30 a.m.

Thats nice. My first car was an 81 escort. This brings back memories....

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
11/6/12 11:35 a.m.

My dad had a 2 door. Pretty sweet, these cars. Except the floor fell through. Long story. Involves that Leonard Little DUI/Homicide.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
11/6/12 11:59 a.m.

That is the definition of an appliance. I'd rock it.

ValuePack
ValuePack Dork
11/6/12 12:00 p.m.

WOW. My mum bought new a red '85 GL wagon, same red interior. The second of seven Escorts owned between my parents and I, IIRC.

Buy. It.

Powar
Powar Dork
11/6/12 12:04 p.m.

I love it. My grandfather had a slightly later one with the same red interior. It was a great car.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
11/6/12 12:07 p.m.

How much?

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
11/6/12 12:08 p.m.

Could be the nicest one in the world. Still doesn't make it worth buying.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
11/6/12 12:20 p.m.

whats this? a pristine 1st gen Escort?

Pers first thought:

Lets take it rallycrossing

92Celicas first thought:

I know how to stuff a JDM Mazda motor in there

GPS's first thought:

...something satirical

Margies first thought:

a wagon huh? I bet it could haul a lot of quickrete

Andy Nelsons first thought:

1. Cheap escort 2. TBI 350 3. custom headers 4. win callenge

Curmudgeons first thought:

I bought one of those new, a long time ago. Get off my lawn.

kekeke

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
11/6/12 12:23 p.m.

thatsa nice wagon

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
11/6/12 12:33 p.m.

What kind of a moron would invest $1300 into an Escort?

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
11/6/12 12:35 p.m.

In reply to 4cylndrfury:

Well really... i think the best we'd be doing here would be some sort of weird 1.9/2.0 SPI hybrid on boost. I don't think it would be hard to do, but not really my area of expertise.

turbojunker
turbojunker HalfDork
11/6/12 1:23 p.m.

A guy on turboford swapped a 2.3T into a hatchback Escort. I'd try that.

ValuePack
ValuePack Dork
11/6/12 11:48 p.m.
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: What kind of a moron would invest $1300 into an Escort?

Well, there's this guy on the board with a second gen track rig...

I paid $950 for a ratty '87 EGT in '99, my first car. By way of two clutches, two alternators, an engine fire, a blown head gasket, some rust repair, brakes, and a PILE of tires(burnouts!), I spent something like $5k on the turd in a year and a half. Rod knock was excessive, so I got $100 trade in toward a 4wd '91 Civic wagon and never looked back.

Six... thousand... dollars. Holy crap.

Powar
Powar Dork
11/7/12 7:29 a.m.

A very simple 1.9 HO from an EGT/EXP Sport Coupe would wake this one up nicely, IMO.

Someone please buy it.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
11/7/12 7:45 a.m.

How would my Zetec swap into that?

singleslammer
singleslammer HalfDork
11/7/12 9:21 a.m.

Dammit Sperlo! Now I want to bring this home and it so freaking close.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
11/7/12 9:30 a.m.

I'll be out there Sunday. Money order?

PHeller
PHeller UltraDork
11/7/12 9:44 a.m.

failboat
failboat SuperDork
11/7/12 10:54 a.m.

Whoa, watch out ladies. This is the top of the line model.

sporqster
sporqster Reader
11/7/12 11:21 a.m.

In reply to 92CelicaHalfTrac:

I know a moron who invested $2011.95 in one...

sporqster
sporqster Reader
11/7/12 11:23 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: How would my Zetec swap into that?

In reply to N Sperlo:

Easy. silver tops bolt right up with zetec flywheel and starter spacers. Blacktops require fabbing welding on a bracket for the starter. 2 pieces of angle iron a RH motor mount make.

Powar
Powar Dork
11/7/12 11:23 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: How would my Zetec swap into that?

It has been done. The guy who used to own the EXP forum swapped a Zetec into this EXP, which was the same chassis. You may be able to uncover some old threads on the subject.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
11/7/12 11:24 a.m.
sporqster wrote: In reply to 92CelicaHalfTrac: I know a moron who invested $2011.95 in one...

LOL, it was tongue-in-cheek... i think i showed you some pictures of what i'm talking about along the trip.

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