Skipping details about the ride and trip to the playground I mentioned, because typing without using your ring finger is kind of a pain.
The parts arrived to just finish the 'easy' parts of the front end and I got to work. Except, when I got under my Jeep, I noticed 2 things that were REALLY wrong. Thing #1, the lower trackbar bolt had backed COMPLETELY out of the bar and was hanging on solely to the mount. Somehow the axles had still looked centered, so I didn't notice. On the same (passenger) side, the nut on the lower shock bolt had also backed WAY off and was barely hanging on. Off to the farm supply store to get some new hardware and back to work.
The tierod ends popped right off with minimal effort, as did the lower end of the drag link. I was feeling pretty confident, aside from not being able to get the steering stabilizer bolts broken free. Worst case scenario with that, I decided, was that I would get my dad's cordless sawzall, cut the mount, and then just go without until a new one came in. That wasn't necessary, though, as Jed stopped by and was able to get it freed up.
Shortly after Jed left, I started work on the upped end of the drag link, keep in mind this had JUST been done a couple of weeks ago. I decided, though, to replace it as the grease zirk had come off. I didn't have another zirk, but I did have the complete drag link, so it made sense at the time...
Now, as easy as the other ends had come free, I was feeling super confident, no worries, I've got this. Plus, this time the ball joint wasn't actively coming apart as I pounded the pickle fork into place. It was ALMOST fully seated, there was a nearly imperceptible gap between the tool and the joint, I was getting frustrated, though, because it had taken a WHILE to get to this point. I took a deep breath, picked up the 6lb REALLY bfh, tapped it a few times, progressively harder, checked for progress, got angry and swung...
There is a support/cross member/whatever that sits behind the bumper, it's not attached to anything on the ends, and those ends are SHARP. Apparently that cross member and the hammer in my hands wanted to be best friends, but my ring finger was DEFINITELY in the way. That hurt like VERY few things I've ever experienced, and I'm a chronic pain patient.
I'll skip the details of me not being able to see my own blood and passing out on the kitchen floor, and get on to putting it back together...
I know both of us have alluded to it, but I don't think either of us has outright said it...The_Jed and I are separated and the divorce should be finalized soon. That's important because, not only has Jed helped when I've been physically just not strong enough to make things happen, but he also got my Jeep put back together after I hurt my finger. He didn't have to, there's no obligation to, but he did, and for that I'm grateful.
So now, I have steering that can actually be aligned, who knew, and a good stabilizer ("huh, so that's what it feels like to not have to fight bump steer") and am, hopefully, done with the front end for a while.