To recap - car dies near work coming home. Wife picks me up, takes me to the parts store and I drop her back off at home. I take her car loaded with tools and parts back to the parking lot and get started wrenching on the Mercury. Daylight is fleeting and it isn't exactly warm out. Fingers crossed this goes well.
So, armed with tools I try jumping the starter solenoid and that didn't do anything. Solenoid clicks loudly so it seems to be working. I also put jumper cables on and tried jump starting it thinking perhaps the battery was low. Not the case, and the multimeter confirmed 12.X volts on the two battery terminals. So at this point all signs point to the starter, which I have so up the car goes.
As it turns out there are a total of 5 bolts that need to be removed to extract the starter, and every one of them is 1/2". So, probably 40 minutes later this greasy hunk is out.
And then install is the opposite of removal, of course starters on these old hogs are heavy so it's a bit of a wrestling match to get it around the steering linkage (hence why the wheels are cranked). No swear words were uttered however, so I'd say this was easy.
Hard to see but here's the new starter in it's home. One twist of the key and it spun to life so off the jack stand it comes.
So now you might be asking, how are you going to relay race 2 cars home with one driver? A block at a time, alternate and run between each car? Sounds efficient.
Luckily all of this was also happening about 5 miles from my dad's house. Him and his girlfriend were kind enough to come and pick up my wife's car, I drove the Mercury home, and we all caravanned to my house together in 3 cars.
Definitely a bit of a circus act, but by the time all was said and done I was home a mere 3 hours later than I would have normally been. Not too shabby. Sure, I have AAA and could have had it towed home, but where's the fun in that?
The big win in my book is that this lovely old machine was kind enough to break on a sunny day very close to home... not anytime this weekend driving to and from Sioux Falls.
Success!