Well folks... here we go.
"Diagnosis" tells me the car either needs a starter or a starter relay. Neither are terribly expensive or complicated to install so I order both from my local parts store. Some jumping of the starter relay & solenoid leads me to believe she needs a starter. So, I tackle the starter tonight, dreading the fact that I was potentially going to have to remove my newly installed downpipe. Well, turns out by some engineering guesswork I am still able to remove the starter without taking off the downpipe, so that's cool. In goes the starter in about 25 minutes, turn the key, bam fires right up. I go inside, shower and change- feeling smug with success.
I go to the garage, hit the key, nothing. Zip. Zilch. No life. Key on the wideband lights up, lights work, ect. So expert diagnosis tells me that it MUST be the starter relay. In good clothes I attack the starter relay. It's on the firewall, couple bolts and screws, no big deal. Replace that feller, turn the key, bam bingo bango we have fire. I pull the car out into the driveway and park it behind my truck. I get the hose into position to water the yard, turn on the water, then get set to head out yet again. And again after the car sits for a couple minutes I am met with a dead key. Turn it to ignition, nothing, no clicks, no starter grinds, nothing.
I figure it's the ignition switch now and start looking into how to jump start the car and bypass it. I fiddle with that for a while, check some fuses for the stereo, and try jump starting it. Nothing. Finally I play with the ignition switch for a bit and realize that with it in 'run' the stereo doesn't work, and the lights are dim, and it's acting all weird.
Finally I get my wits about me and clean the ground in the trunk for my relocated battery. BAM Actually fires up, I kill it, it fires again. I go fiddle around in the house, fires again perfect.
I. Am. An. Idiot.
Check the grounds they say, always check your grounds they say... I've heard it so much it barely registered, but it was definitely my problem. Drove the car around a bunch, stopped a few places, it re started just fine. Also my gas gauge seems to work now (as it should, new sending unit) and the quiet exhaust is really cool. Still whistles some but now has a tone versus just noise. I'm happy.
For those that read this, or those who didn't, here's a well earned picture- look at how little of the exhaust you can see!! It tucked up really nice.
The car feels more sophisticated and complete with an actual exhaust on it, not some trendy pipe spewing oil onto my fender.
And here's a poor quality video of leaving a stoplight. It takes a while because I suck at operating my camera phone and driving, which I guess isn't all bad.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/JLicxTk6rrs
Thanks for reading!