aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
3/30/13 10:59 p.m.

Yeah this is the one way Bacon and I will never see eye to er .. um.. you know

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Condoms_p_177.html

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
3/30/13 10:59 p.m.

and I so put this in the wrong place, dammit

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
3/30/13 11:06 p.m.

It looks like the right place to me

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
3/30/13 11:32 p.m.
JoeyM wrote: It looks like the right place to me

Thanks Joey

Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
3/30/13 11:35 p.m.

Those'll go great with my bacon lube.

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 PowerDork
3/31/13 6:05 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: and I so put this in the wrong place, dammit

Yes, if you need help putting it in the "wrong place" they also make Bacon Lube.

Seems there could be a marketing opportunity with the slogan, "Squeal like a pig!" but maybe Ned Beatty still holds the rights.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/31/13 7:15 a.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: Seems there could be a marketing opportunity with the slogan, "Squeal like a pig!" but maybe Ned Beatty still holds the rights.

Squeal like a pig, smell like a Ham!

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
3/31/13 7:38 a.m.

Keep your Giant Purple Snorklewacker away from my breakfast of champions

joey48442
joey48442 UberDork
3/31/13 8:14 a.m.

I'm really kind of over the whole bacon thing. I live bacon, but not bacon flavored crap, or disturbing amounts of it.

Joey

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
3/31/13 8:23 a.m.
joey48442 wrote: I'm really kind of over the whole bacon thing. I live bacon, but not bacon flavored crap, or disturbing amounts of it. Joey

that all depends on how much bacon you eat, no?

FranktheTank
FranktheTank Reader
3/31/13 8:24 a.m.

They have bacon mouthwash now. Ain't no way!

moxnix
moxnix Reader
3/31/13 9:15 a.m.

I tried the bacon flavored candy canes and they tasted nasty.

http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Candy-Canes-Box/dp/B005OL1Q8K

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle HalfDork
3/31/13 9:25 a.m.

"Pork your lover."

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo PowerDork
3/31/13 10:13 a.m.

The only bacon flavored thing that is cool is bacon. The rest is just wanna be bacon.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
3/31/13 12:10 p.m.

I agree... if it's not bacon.. it's not bacon

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
3/31/13 6:21 p.m.

I just had bacon this morning. The only thing I want bacon flavored is bacon.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg UltimaDork
3/31/13 6:39 p.m.

Bacon flavored Hootus, it is just so wrong

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
3/31/13 8:18 p.m.

novaderrik
novaderrik UberDork
4/1/13 12:39 a.m.

this whole bacon thing got ridiculous about 3 years ago... now it's just getting progressively more insane..

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
4/1/13 6:10 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: Bacon flavored Hootus, it is just so wrong

Yeah, I thought the infantile euphemism was "hide the salami" ....never mind. I'm sure they're working on that flavor, too

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
4/1/13 6:14 a.m.

In reply to aussiesmg:

Apparently you haven't visited the hotlink thread. We connected this last week in pictures.

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