NMNA - '79 Caddy Opera Coupe

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/d/1979-cadillac-opera-coupe/6720755642.html

What is going on here?  As in, where did they graft stuff and where did they chop?  It's like they took the rear doors out, and put that length in between the front wheels and windshield.  I think?  I really don't know.  There's like 2 feet of hood in front of the end of the hood.  

Incredibly rare, yes.  Very desired, ehh, not so much.  

It needs a twin turbo LS and a lot lower price. 

Being rare doesn't always impart value.

I <3 these. 

NorseDave said:

Very desired, ehh, not so much.  

My dad was 100% Italian and grew up in the south side of Chicago - born 1935.  He loved this stuff.  Big whitewalls, padded tops, continental kits, wire wheels.....I am not a fan. 

Floating Doc said:

It needs a twin turbo LS and a lot lower [b]stance[b\]. 

Being rare doesn't always impart value.

FTFY

Think of the weight bias, though. 

This thing must be an incredibly balanced mid engined rocketship on the track. 

 a different era..

I want to combine this era of terrible American styling with Bosozoku sillyness in the worst way.  With enough horsepower to ensure nobody gets a good look at it.

In reply to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :

I’m thinking it would make an epically hilarious CAM car. 

Needs more 

That thing is so bad, I would drive it every day. 

BUT GUYS:

"THE INTERIOR IS NOTHING SHORT OF BREAH TAKING."

Don't you understand now?! It's breah taking.