Stampie, Curtis, that Caddy Hearse is still available for $675. Been talking about it for months

https://daytona.craigslist.org/cto/d/ormond-beach-funeral-hearse-1969/7589904146.html

I want it 

Motherberkeleyer shiny happy person quit bringing up old E36 M3.

Might be able to find someone to stash it for you

In reply to Stampie :

Glass!   I fear these custom coaches because all the glass is custom.  A custom windshield of that size will set you back a fortune.   Basically,  any broken glass totals out the vehicle. 

In reply to John Welsh :

I'm dreaming of a lemons car with the heart of the cts-v sitting in my garage. Lexan would be fine :)

Stampie said:

Motherberkeleyer shiny happy person quit bringing up old E36 M3.

This made my day. I really needed a laugh. 

Chop it up into an El Camino-like setup and most of the custom glass goes away.  Should be a fun little project.

accordionfolder said:

In reply to John Welsh :

I'm dreaming of a lemons car with the heart of the cts-v sitting in my garage. Lexan would be fine :)

But why? There's a 500 cube V8 right there.

In reply to Mr_Asa :

I dunno, I thought it would be cool 

That hearse isn't old enough to be really cool, especially with that nugget truck sitting right next to it.

It would be easy to sleep in the back, as long as you aren't creeped out about how many thousands of dead bodies have been in it. 
 

i can see switching the name in the back window to "STAMPIE"

Have you been checking my Google searches lately? This is freakishly timed, other than the fact that I can't drive, have no room for it and don't wanna haul it when I move in a few months. 

The 500ci is worth that much.

Rough project, but that would make an awesome light tow pig too.

Waaaay more than $675 in parts there. A new local owner could do quite well parting it and scrapping the carcass.

BTW it's a 472 unless the 500 was swapped in later. But it's the high compression 472, so arguably better than the 500.

accordionfolder said:

In reply to Mr_Asa :

I dunno, I thought it would be cool 

I still want to see this thing body rolling around the autocross course, sending hubcaps into unwary corner worker's ankles

Let me guess: they still haven't found the title, have they?

In reply to Appleseed :

yeah.  If it had a title I'd probably be hitching up the trailer.

Mr_Asa said:

accordionfolder said:

In reply to Mr_Asa :

I dunno, I thought it would be cool 

I still want to see this thing body rolling around the autocross course, sending hubcaps into unwary corner worker's ankles

New autox class?

We have CAM... maybe COM for comedy class?  Doing a three-point turn in the hairpin would be pretty dang funny.

In reply to Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) :

YES! Peak car humor, right there.

In reply to Curtis73 (Forum Supporter) :

Oh man, that'd be a amazing - this thread has done nothing to reduce the want, but fortunately (unfortunately) the space, time, money continuum has dictated that I can't even consider it. Though the wife, as per usual, was onboard with getting it - what a keeper. 

One day I will build a funky track car with 4 race seats for giving rides in.