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NOHOME
NOHOME PowerDork
3/10/16 10:35 a.m.

Because, as we get older, our cars and our women should get faster...(Meet the chauffeur/security system.)

JBasham
JBasham New Reader
3/10/16 10:38 a.m.

You silly people with cars:

WOW Really Paul?
WOW Really Paul? MegaDork
3/10/16 11:01 a.m.
mndsm wrote:
fasted58 wrote:
This. But modern amenities.

This, unless your initials happen to be JFK

clutchsmoke
clutchsmoke SuperDork
3/10/16 2:02 p.m.

Lexus LS460? I can't remember which LS has the reclining seats and massager built in. I'm paying someone to drive me. I don't need to spend tons of money on the car/maintenance too.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
3/10/16 2:05 p.m.

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon UberDork
3/10/16 2:06 p.m.

I get car sick of I'm not driving, put me in an RV so I can have a toilet to puke in.

etifosi
etifosi Dork
3/10/16 2:14 p.m.

helipad decklid = FTW!

sachilles
sachilles UltraDork
3/10/16 2:19 p.m.

I'm thinking tour bus.

drdisque
drdisque Reader
3/10/16 6:01 p.m.

Alternating with

Furious_E
Furious_E HalfDork
3/10/16 6:10 p.m.
Woody wrote: You don't want to just be driven somewhere, you want to *arrive*...

This. I wanna roll around like a 3rd world dictator.

calteg
calteg Dork
3/10/16 7:29 p.m.
clutchsmoke wrote: Lexus LS460? I can't remember which LS has the reclining seats and massager built in. I'm paying someone to drive me. I don't need to spend tons of money on the car/maintenance too.

LS460L with the $10,000 executive seating package. The LS600h also had it if you're a filthy commie

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson UltimaDork
3/10/16 7:40 p.m.

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 Dork
3/10/16 9:21 p.m.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UltraDork
3/10/16 9:41 p.m.

<img src=" photo image_zpsbxrfbgzd.jpg" />

One of the perks of a really E36 M3ty job.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/10/16 9:59 p.m.
JBasham wrote: You silly people with cars:

Helicopters? Pshaw! Nothing you can be driven in is as boss as this:

Opti
Opti HalfDork
3/10/16 11:16 p.m.

That crazy old benz, were everything is hydraulic and the system runs a high enough pressure to cut through flesh if there is a breach in it

revrico
revrico New Reader
3/10/16 11:33 p.m.

lowly mortals. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this

behold the Beast of Turin. Bask in my 28.5 liter, 300HP 6 cylinder greatness and weep

And yes, If I had it, it would be my answer. The day I could longer get into it on my own, is the day would be laid to rest

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
3/11/16 7:40 a.m.
mazdeuce
mazdeuce PowerDork
3/11/16 8:04 a.m.

Is there a cheaper way into reclining rear seats than the Malibu Maxx?

revrico
revrico New Reader
3/11/16 12:32 p.m.
fasted58 wrote: Must do this:

You know, if I didn't think ALL politicians should be shot into the sun, I'd try to get into the secret service just to do that. I can't believe how fast and smokey it goes in reverse, and looks surprisingly easy to control (but doesn't everything in the hands of a good driver)

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
3/11/16 2:36 p.m.

Opti
Opti HalfDork
3/11/16 6:35 p.m.

Im pretty sure that video is from Forza 6. New car pack has a limo in it, and the Beast looks nothing like that.

JAGI410
JAGI410 New Reader
3/11/16 8:47 p.m.

Rap music suggests the Maybach or nothing.

Wall-e
Wall-e MegaDork
3/11/16 9:57 p.m.
KyAllroad wrote: <img src=" photo image_zpsbxrfbgzd.jpg" /> One of the perks of a really E36 M3ty job.

Not enough of a perk to take that job.

I'm leaning to a late 40s Caddy or Packard or anything earlier where the chauffeur sits out in the open.

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