Driven5
Driven5 Dork
9/22/16 3:20 p.m.

chve corver - $3600

1963 chev corver speiper conv run grate phone call only or best offer yes its torbo some work must need tobe daily driver need a top and hood cash talk

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltimaDork
9/22/16 3:26 p.m.

Sadly I actually deciphered that. 1963 Chevrolet Corvair Spider. Runs great. Phone call only, best offers. Yes, it is Turbocharged. I need a daily driver. This car is missing the hood and top. Cash talks.

But yes... what the hell. I think this is what you get when you legalize drugs :P

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
9/22/16 3:35 p.m.

Of course they've not put a photo

rob_lewis
rob_lewis SuperDork
9/22/16 3:38 p.m.

Or, he'd been working on it for several days and couldn't get it to run or something else broke, so in his frustration (probably threatening the car while typing) spit out a CL ad on his phone.....

I've cussed out a car before and could see myself resort to threats at said car with a CL ad.

-Rob

Driven5
Driven5 Dork
9/22/16 3:40 p.m.

In other variations of the ad, after the word "torbo" it ends in:

"rear car need some wiring and top call"

"rear car need some work must go"

.

Presumably the same seller also has another ad:

car &truk - $6000

1957 chve 4 door have 90000 oregenel mile 3 speed run like new car

.

...Of course, none have photos that show WTF they're talking about.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/22/16 11:05 p.m.

His English is better than my downs syndrome.

Trackmouse
Trackmouse Dork
9/22/16 11:33 p.m.

I think ads like these are typed while drunk. I'm a quite capable speller and grammar nazi, but I've noticed, after getting a few in me, my typing on forums goes to crap and I go back the next day, flabbergasted at the hooch that typed the bad engrish. Only to be shocked when I see my forum name to the left...

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
9/22/16 11:39 p.m.

Or the seller is just barely literate. Still happens in the US - I know a guy who worked his whole life as a crane operator and reading just isn't in his skill set. My mother in law is doing all his paperwork for him.

red_stapler
red_stapler Dork
9/23/16 1:42 a.m.

I usually just assume that they're dictating to whatever voice keyboard is on their phone.

Crackers
Crackers New Reader
9/23/16 1:51 a.m.
Trackmouse wrote: I think ads like these are typed while drunk. I'm a quite capable speller and grammar nazi, but I've noticed, after getting a few in me, my typing on forums goes to crap and I go back the next day, flabbergasted at the hooch that typed the bad engrish. Only to be shocked when I see my forum name to the left...

I feel compelled to test your hypothesis.

gearheadmb
gearheadmb HalfDork
9/23/16 7:46 a.m.

I saw a similar ad the other day while looking for small tractors. One line said that the ying is good. I looked at it a few times and I think i figured it out, he was trying to say the wiring is good. He spelled it like it sounds, you know, when he says it. Y-ing. Y-ing. Let that sink in a minute. Y-ing.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ SuperDork
9/23/16 7:51 a.m.

Looks like a winner to me, if they can't read, write, or spell it doesn't seem unreasonable to assume a good deal could be had thanks to their inability to count

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