I made a decision and bought a truck for the fleet. I'll be driving it for a week or so while my Touareg is in the body shop getting a trailer dent out of the back hatch.
The beast in question. This is a 2017 F150 XLT with the 2.7 Ecoboost. It has 100k on it and is in extremely good condition. I would call it new condition, including new tires. Zero rust, zero dents, zero scratches. Even the interior looks brand new. Book value is $20-$23k, I paid $22k for it. This is the color I am going to be changing all of my trucks to as I replace them. With some signage, it should look very professional and not blend in with every other cheap white work truck.
I bought it from Carmax. Their prices are not bargain basement but they were extremely painless to deal with. I will definitely keep them in mind for future purchases.
Driving impressions. It's not as heavy feeling as my Silverado was. Granted it's unloaded and actually does weigh almost 1000 pounds less than my Silverado did. The steering is pretty loose compared to the Touareg and it rides like a truck. There is no avoiding that. I've gotten out of the habit of driving trucks so it feels huge so far.
The build quality is really very good. Ford did a damn good job with this truck. It has a lot more hard plastic than the Touareg but the interior bits are significantly quieter. Unlike the Touareg, there are no creaks and squeaks as it goes around corners or over bumps. The seats are decent. Like most truck seats, you sit on them instead of in them. The HVAC controls are a bit of a reach but not terrible. There is no touch screen so it's all buttons, which I much prefer. Telescoping steering is nice for those of us with long legs and short arms.
The engine bay absolutely swallows the 2.7 Ecoboost. It's in there, but it's almost lost in there. As small as the engine is, it does get the job done. 325 hp and 375 tq is plenty for a truck. It has a decent amount of torque throughout the rpm range. You don't have to worry about it constantly hunting for the right gear. It will accelerate in whatever gear it's in and if you mash it to the mat it will get on down the road with authority. As powerful as it is, over the past two days, I've averaged 19 mpg. While my Silverado had more HP and Tq, it also averaged 12 mpg around town.
All in, for a 100k-mile truck, it is in extremely good condition. The PO must have taken care of it. It is tight, runs well, and drives well. At least for a truck.
I'll update this again after I've driven it a while. So far I can recommend it, and that makes 2 Fords I've bought in the past year that I can recommend. They are building some good stuff.