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bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 10:59 a.m.

Because Gold Mustang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=52phChgw41o

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
12/11/13 11:05 a.m.

Sorry but this is the best burnout ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VJmrh7mLKc0#t=80

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 11:05 a.m.

In reply to GameboyRMH:

No. There is no gold Mustang in that video.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde SuperDork
12/11/13 11:09 a.m.

LOL. the eighth comment down on the Holden video was "American Muscle Baby."

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/11/13 11:12 a.m.

Both wrong.

This is the best burnout ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCc3SOcNGxY

(do I have to tell you to watch it until the end?)

Apexcarver
Apexcarver PowerDork
12/11/13 11:12 a.m.

Gotta see if I am alone on this...

Does anyone else get the willies over the safety aspect of carshow burnout competitions where the only thing seperating crowds of people (with children) from the cars are a piece of yellow caution tape?

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/11/13 11:14 a.m.

I've thought the same thing myself...

but then again, we did have the "Group-B" spectators.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
12/11/13 11:18 a.m.

Worst burnout ever. http://youtu.be/bxzaiouGdXQ

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 11:25 a.m.

All you guys posting other burnouts are so very wrong. The reason mine is best is because of:

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
12/11/13 11:26 a.m.

In reply to bravenrace:

You aren't at all biased, are you?

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 11:27 a.m.

In reply to Toyman01:

Hey, it's my thread. So play along or get the berkeley off my lawn!!!

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
12/11/13 11:29 a.m.

I prefer the W12TT Toureg........he wasn't on the brakes to do a massive burnout.

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
12/11/13 11:54 a.m.

Here's my analysis: Bravenrace - meh. Decent burnout. As required, however, bonus points b/c gold Mustang.

Gameboy - knew it would be awesome the first time he rev'd out the engine. It was. There were flames. Lots of flames. Fire extinguishers were needed.

Hungry Bill - burnout itself was good, but wouldn't have stood a chance on its own. The self-destruct at the end is where the money's at. (Spoiler alert) The hood and flippy lights blowing up may even reach the criteria for epic. (But it is a burnout competition)

My vote, by the narrowest of margins, goes to Gameboy. (Although I reserve the right to change my vote after viewing more entries or after appropriate "campaign donations" show up in my Paypal account)

Bumboclaat
Bumboclaat Reader
12/11/13 12:01 p.m.
Hungary Bill wrote: Both wrong. This is the best burnout ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCc3SOcNGxY (do I have to tell you to watch it until the end?)

Best part.

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
12/11/13 12:06 p.m.

I don't 'get' burnouts. Other than at a drag strip I find them stupid, but that being said what about this one?

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/11/13 12:17 p.m.

^ Wow!

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/11/13 12:20 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: In reply to Toyman01: Hey, it's my thread. So play along or get the berkeley off my lawn!!!

As requested!

(First result when I typed "gold mustang burnout" into youtube)

If you're at work, it's probably best to mute it: Gold mustang

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
12/11/13 12:20 p.m.

"Yo dawg I heard you like burnouts, so I put a sportbike on a ute on a flatbed..."

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 12:22 p.m.

In reply to Hungary Bill:

You make me sad.

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/11/13 12:23 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: In reply to Hungary Bill: You make me sad.

Moar bettar? Gold GT500

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 12:24 p.m.

In reply to T.J.:

I agree. I really don't get them myself. But the best burnouts are the ones that are done with pure power, not power braking, or skinny rear tires, or with anti-traction aids. Seeing a funny car smoke the tires at 300mph - That's impressive.

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
12/11/13 12:29 p.m.

In reply to Hungary Bill:

That wasn't too bad.
True story - I was entered in the 1981 Car Craft Street Machine Nationals. The day before I was to leave, I blew the engine in my car. So I took my daily driver, a '71 Beetle. The first night we were there they had a burnout contest going on in the street in front of our hotel. My buddy and I grabbed a 6 pack and sat on the lawn watching. It wasn't long before I realized that most of these guys had no idea how to do a burnout, and after a few beers I decided I was going to show them... In my beetle...My stock beetle...on snow tires...
They were putting water down to aid the burnout-ers, which was fortunate for me. So I pull up and the crowd starts cheering, which made my penis grow a few sizes. I pull through the water, go a couple feet past it, put it in reverse, dump the clutch, get about half way through the water, shift into first, floor it, dump the clutch, and Whala! A burnout! Both tires! I got voted best burnout of the night purely because nobody thought it could be done. Yes, a true story.

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof PowerDork
12/11/13 12:37 p.m.

In reply to Apexcarver:

Yes. You're alone on this.

midniteson
midniteson Reader
12/11/13 12:48 p.m.

I love the smell of tire smoke in the morning.

I am working on a cologne that smells like tire smoke. its called "eau de Tyre" The Smell Of horsepower.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde SuperDork
12/11/13 12:52 p.m.
Hungary Bill wrote:
bravenrace wrote: In reply to Toyman01: Hey, it's my thread. So play along or get the berkeley off my lawn!!!
As requested! (First result when I typed "gold mustang burnout" into youtube) If you're at work, it's probably best to mute it: Gold mustang

Sadly, I think this may have made me want to install neon under my Mustang for the sole purpose of tire smoke illumination.

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