OK, I've had sufficient time to disseminate the event and now time to write the novel. WARNING: there will be no TL:DR cliff's notes at the end. probably.
So, this actually started 16 months ago. I had just sent the money to my inlaws to purchase the truck last march when Time (sleepyhead) sent me an email asking if I wanted to fill out his one lap team. I was elated, and crushed at the same time. I knew there was no way that the finance manager (read: wife) would go with buying a new to us truck, my flight and return with said truck as well as this. So I had to decline with the caveat of "if you want me next year let me know.". So last fall Tim floated the same offer to both John and I. Things were a bit in flux at that time for me, but I said I'd give him a firm answer by january. Jan rolls around, the wife was not paying attention to what I was saying and absently said "you should just do it." Tim had an answer in minutes.
You all read the trials and tribulations of car selection on Tim's thread, so no need to rehash old material. No one'sgot time for that. So, thursday before one lap, I took a half day from work, completely useless to my employer for 4 straight hours. Excitement and apprehension coursing through my brain. I mean, I'm about to spend 9 days and nights with 2 complete strangers. Granted, one has the same last name as myself, so he's probably fine, but still. So Tim gets in about 3pm. We get some cars and crap shuffled around to get the TL in with room to work. we had just gotten the car unloaded and started reinstalling the back seat as John rolls up. Luckily he brought beer.
So we got the car up on stands, flushed out the brake fluid, changed the oil. Realized we didn't have a filter for a Honda on site anymore, so we used a Hyundai filter. It's the same threads, seals and bypass pressure as the honda but larger. So that'll work. I mean, we're running Korean wheels so a Korean filter will probably be betterer anyway. Did a quick test pack and test drive that almost ended in chaos. As we take a roundabout to find a redneck truck filled with kids pulling another redneck truck filled with kids. Second truck had no lights and the kids riding in it had eyballs the size of dinner plates seeing a stickered up race car flying around the corner at them. A little rubbing still on the fronts on larger bumps but manageable. We turn in around 10, knowing this may be the last night of good rest for the next week.
Next morning we drink some coffee, and head up to South Bend.
Finally meet Seth. I missed him the previous year at Grissom and met Brian instead. I instantly realize why this man is so successful. You can't not like the guy. Full of energy, full of stories and fun. The man is a walking legend as we have all seen. Off to a good start. Soon after checking in and getting the car properly stickered and cleaned, I run into the next awesome thing that is one Lap. Howard. I will say this, when I grow up I want to be just like him. Loved the maple syrup, the stories and the energy. By this point, I'm almost reaching "new people overload". Tim is like a hummingbird in a familiar patch of flowers. He knows everyone, shares common stories and moves to the next. It's awesome to watch.
Shortly after, the celebrity of the event shows up. Travis Pastrana comes up with the film crew to tape a segment for his show. We're all going to be internet famous now. My initial impressions are not favorable as I'm instantly thinking "great, another large headed celeb." I can now say I was wrong. but more on that later..... We go in for the driver's meeting and the Lap Puppy meeting. I'm surprised at how many puppies there were. I was expecting 5-10 of us, not 30+. We then went outside, hung around and talked with what would now be new friends then had the longest dinner of my life. I think it took 2 hours to get a cuban and fries and 2 cokes. We turned in early, overloaded with anticipation of tomorrow.
Next morning we grab breakfast at the hotel and head to the Tire Rack for the wet skid pad. Now, I came into this with no expectations of doing any competitive driving. I knew that I couldn't drive on track as I didn't have the suit, meet the requirements and all that. But somehow, it was decided by Tim and John that my FWD experience would be put to good use on the skidpads and autox. Then it got real.
That was the moment that I realized I was about to run a competitive lap for the biggest event in my life. Ho. Lee. Crap. All I can think of was the tip Tim had given me about how to get a better lap in on the reverse and where to turn, noting that most people were not. Wondering if this was good advice and did Tim really know what the heck he was talking about? One way to find out. I roll up behind the M3, and await my turn.
Get the nod and away I go. Now, we were running basically a bone stock TL 6-spd on Genesis front wheels (18x8) in 245/40's and Kia Optima rear wheels on 225/40's. I knew that I'd have good front grip but I needed to be smooth or that thing would come around and bite me in the butt (something I should have remembered 7 days later). Make the first direction with a minimal amount of push and a little tail wiggle. make the right decision to follow Tim's suggestion and head back around the other direction. found just where the car would hold a tight line and not push before I hit the green flag and lights and just cruised. Plopped down a .747g on the pad, putting us 30th overall. Sweet. I didn't screw up. We started the packing routine that we would soon have down to a science and headed out to Autobahn. Since we couldn't get on track until 4pm local time, we stopped for a nice sit-down meal with our new friends in the Miata (scott and becky). Now, "sitdown meal" in one lap isn't what normal people think. It was Culvers. basically sitting down eating fast food.
Here's where I get jealous. Brock had a deal with Kia Motors to drive the new Stinger GT as his support vehicle. If I loved them before, I was enamoured after. The car, in bone stock trim was quick, beautiful and amazing to watch.
Now, the first track event would seed us for the rest of the week, so all eyes were on Tim to see where we'd be running. Now, with One Lap the faster you are, the earlier you run. The earlier you run, the sooner you are on the road to the next stop. That gap between the pointy end and the slower cars was 2 hours+ most days. That's 2 hours of sleep/eating/rest. Very important.
So out goes Tim. He runs it hard, but fact is the car is basically a 3400lb family sedan on a stock suspension. He turns in a respectable 63rd. As he's changing out of his fire suit, John and I pack the car and head out for East St Louis. We end up stopping for fuel at the same time as Scott and Becky in the Miata. As we're trying to get to the gas station somestrange teenager has the door open on his SUV, and is yelling "DRIFT IT!" through the intersection.... wow.
We top up with fuel, as another teenager with a newer mustang rolls in. Sees the stickered up cars and asks the questions we will hear all over the country by dozens of people. When he asks Tim "how much horsepower does it make?" and Tim told him about 260 he nodded, and walked off. We all knew what he was telling his buddies at that point "I could totally take 'em". We headed over to Wendy's across the street after being serenaded by the sounds of a free revving Coyote for out second sit down meal of the week. About 2 hours later we make it to the hotel, check in and crash.
Day 1 of One Lap is in the books. What a ride. More later.