Craigslist LOL

fidelity101 Reader
10/12/12 2:46 p.m.

This is the thread for things you see that just make you laugh when looking at car stuff.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/3312644828.html

note the NO air filter for the intake...

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/3298915327.html

"I'm A MOTHERFUKIN MONSTER"

anyways, happy weekending!

noddaz Reader
10/12/12 2:54 p.m.

In reply to fidelity101:

What about the battery being held in by the battery cables...

Steelpig New Reader
10/12/12 2:55 p.m.

In reply to fidelity101:

I found this humorous:

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html

DuctTape&Bondo Reader
10/12/12 3:05 p.m.

http://ventura.craigslist.org/cto/3328331852.html

Lol cus I wanna go look at it? Good thing I don't have a truck/trailer.

93EXCivic MegaDork
10/12/12 3:13 p.m.

DuctTape&Bondo wrote: http://ventura.craigslist.org/cto/3328331852.html Lol cus I wanna go look at it? Good thing I don't have a truck/trailer.

Seller said: Hi, Engine has trouble (it's shooting oil through the pipe) Carburator is gone Good Pirelli tire Back part of the cover is ripped. no front left turn signal. medium paint job 1.6 8186656873 alex You Haul.

That is comedy gold right there.

xflowgolf Reader
10/12/12 3:13 p.m.

Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html

damn that is clean!!

I used to want those rims (KMC Units) soooo bad for my S-10 minitruck back in the '90's.

GameboyRMH PowerDork
10/12/12 3:13 p.m.

DuctTape&Bondo wrote: http://ventura.craigslist.org/cto/3328331852.html Lol cus I wanna go look at it? Good thing I don't have a truck/trailer.

I dunno man, it's shooting oil through "the pipe."

psteav HalfDork
10/12/12 4:28 p.m.

GameboyRMH wrote:
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: http://ventura.craigslist.org/cto/3328331852.html Lol cus I wanna go look at it? Good thing I don't have a truck/trailer.
I dunno man, it's shooting oil through "the pipe."

I'm thinking the seller has had a little too much of "the pipe".

M2Pilot Reader
10/12/12 5:33 p.m.

Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html

Only 70 miles or so from here. I'm off work tomorrow. Think I'll stay home & work in the yard or the garage.

fidelity101 Reader
10/12/12 5:36 p.m.

noddaz wrote: In reply to fidelity101: What about the battery being held in by the battery cables...

oh no, I missed that completely!!

friedgreencorrado PowerDork
10/12/12 5:56 p.m.

Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html

The sadist in me wants to seriously lowball that guy, just so I can say, "Because it'll take me $3500 to turn it back into a decent car."

mndsm PowerDork
10/12/12 6:38 p.m.

psteav wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: http://ventura.craigslist.org/cto/3328331852.html Lol cus I wanna go look at it? Good thing I don't have a truck/trailer.
I dunno man, it's shooting oil through "the pipe."
I'm thinking the seller has had a little too much of "the pipe".

How exactly is the carb missing on an FI car?

joephilly New Reader
10/12/12 6:50 p.m.

Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html

Keywords include 'fast'.

corytate Dork
10/12/12 9:42 p.m.

GameboyRMH wrote:
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: http://ventura.craigslist.org/cto/3328331852.html Lol cus I wanna go look at it? Good thing I don't have a truck/trailer.
I dunno man, it's shooting oil through "the pipe."

Thank god it's got a medium paint job, I can't fit a small

Kenny_McCormic Reader
10/12/12 10:59 p.m.

friedgreencorrado wrote:
Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html
The sadist in me wants to seriously lowball that guy, just so I can say, "Because it'll take me $3500 to turn it back into a decent car."

The Chevette was a decent car?

Hungary Bill HalfDork
10/13/12 2:46 a.m.

fidelity101 wrote: http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/3298915327.html

So that's how the RX-8 is going to age...

I was kind of hoping it would be a few more years before the boy racers got their hands on them .

Rxbalt New Reader
10/13/12 5:29 a.m.

Not CL, but ITZ A RACE CAR GUISE!

http://www.usedregina.com/classified-ad/Looking-for-a-Car-To-Race_17883540

Rufledt Dork
10/13/12 11:37 a.m.

Hungary Bill wrote:
fidelity101 wrote: http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/3298915327.html
So that's how the RX-8 is going to age... I was kind of hoping it would be a few more years before the boy racers got their hands on them .

I guess the good news is the engines won't last long enough with those kind of idiots driving them. They'll move on quickly, leaving many cheap RX8's in need of a new, possibly LSx, engine.

mad_machine MegaDork
10/13/12 5:17 p.m.

Kenny_McCormic wrote:
friedgreencorrado wrote:
Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html
The sadist in me wants to seriously lowball that guy, just so I can say, "Because it'll take me $3500 to turn it back into a decent car."
The Chevette was a decent car?

well.. it is definatly not a decent car on 18" dubs

friedgreencorrado PowerDork
10/13/12 5:20 p.m.

Kenny_McCormic wrote:
friedgreencorrado wrote:
Steelpig wrote: In reply to fidelity101: I found this humorous: http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3254950808.html
The sadist in me wants to seriously lowball that guy, just so I can say, "Because it'll take me $3500 to turn it back into a decent car."
The Chevette was a decent car?

Eh, it was more of an experiment in thought. I should have made that comment about a Civic or something.

Hungary Bill HalfDork
10/14/12 2:22 p.m.

Rxbalt wrote: Not CL, but ITZ A RACE CAR GUISE! http://www.usedregina.com/classified-ad/Looking-for-a-Car-To-Race_17883540

I can't count how many times I've watched the first scene in Fast and Furious and said to myself: "Self! I need a green Eclipse so I can be just like Paul Walker when I grow up".

Carro Atrezzi HalfDork
10/14/12 4:18 p.m.

some of these make me sad and destroy my faith in mankind.

the Chevette, whilst overpriced IMO, shows a certain pride in ownership that I find laudable

Mental PowerDork
10/14/12 6:06 p.m.

Rufledt wrote:
Hungary Bill wrote:
fidelity101 wrote: http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/cto/3298915327.html
So that's how the RX-8 is going to age... I was kind of hoping it would be a few more years before the boy racers got their hands on them .
I guess the good news is the engines won't last long enough with those kind of idiots driving them. They'll move on quickly, leaving many cheap RX8's in need of a new, possibly LSx, engine.

Umm...excuse me, that is no kid ricer, that is BOSS J, as you can clearly see on the plate. Thats why its an auto, cuz the BOSS J doesn't shift