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Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
8/20/20 2:04 p.m.
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The design of the new BMW M4 has been divisive, to say the least, but now BMW gave us a closer look at both the street and racing versions of the M4 Coupe at this past weekend's MotoGP Austrian Grand Prix at the Red Bull Ring in Styria, Austria.

Even though both were camouf…

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JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
8/20/20 2:09 p.m.

The exhaust in the front fender makes my pants tight.

BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter)
BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
8/20/20 2:32 p.m.

Hate the grille on the road car. Kinda like it on the race car.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
8/20/20 2:46 p.m.
BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) said:

Hate the grille on the road car. Kinda like it on the race car.

Nope.  It sucks no matter how you slice it or dice it.  S-U-X-X-O-R-S.

I got a tingle for about 3 nanoseconds when I saw the teasers about the M3/M4 Touring.  Then I remembered it would have this gawdawful maw hanging off the front of it and immediately lost all interest.

 

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
8/20/20 2:49 p.m.

And they continue to lose me more and more with the styling. Oh well, I'm done with modern, turbo BMWs after my 135i experience. 

BenB (Forum Supporter)
BenB (Forum Supporter) Reader
8/20/20 3:07 p.m.

The M6 GT3 and M8 GTLM look waaaaay better. Looks like BMW is trying to out-ugly Lexus with their "butterface" cars.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
8/20/20 3:10 p.m.
JG Pasterjak said:

The exhaust in the front fender makes my pants tight.

That part looks cool. 

pres589 (djronnebaum)
pres589 (djronnebaum) PowerDork
8/20/20 3:38 p.m.

Unfortunate.

adam525i (Forum Supporter)
adam525i (Forum Supporter) HalfDork
8/20/20 4:12 p.m.

The great thing with race cars like these is they often get crashed, seeing that thing buried in a tire wall won't be too bad.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
8/20/20 4:15 p.m.

The red lipstick makes it look like a low born gutter slut.

06HHR (Forum Supporter)
06HHR (Forum Supporter) Dork
8/20/20 4:20 p.m.

All i can see is this..

spacecadet (Forum Supporter)
spacecadet (Forum Supporter) SuperDork
8/20/20 4:24 p.m.

i threw up in my mouth a little

spacecadet (Forum Supporter)
spacecadet (Forum Supporter) SuperDork
8/20/20 4:25 p.m.

In reply to 06HHR (Forum Supporter) :

I find that offensive against Bucee the beaver.. also now cannot unsee

06HHR (Forum Supporter)
06HHR (Forum Supporter) Dork
8/20/20 4:33 p.m.

In reply to Streetwiseguy :

It does have a tramp stamp on the back, so....

nderwater
nderwater UltimaDork
8/20/20 5:12 p.m.
Colin Wood said:

 

02Pilot
02Pilot UltraDork
8/20/20 5:50 p.m.

It is unequivocally awful. No amount of paint, number of flares, or interesting exhaust routing can save it. BMW's embrace of the "LOOK AT MEEE!!!" school of design runs counter to their entire corporate history and ethos, or at least the last 50+ years of it. The only solution is to pack the entire design team and the board that approved this abomination into it and light it on fire, then start over like it never existed.

Flynlow (FS)
Flynlow (FS) HalfDork
8/20/20 6:10 p.m.

Its ugly enough to make me go out to the driveway and remember they did used to make pretty cars:


 

Whew, there's some eyebleach.  Even TRYING to make the nose look big in this picture, it's still a sharp looking car.

MrFancypants
MrFancypants Reader
8/20/20 6:12 p.m.

nope

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
8/20/20 6:17 p.m.

BMW getting back at Pontiac by putting a Dodge grille on the car?

JoeTR6 (Forum Supporter)
JoeTR6 (Forum Supporter) Dork
8/20/20 7:21 p.m.

For some reason, this Star Trek episode comes to mind.

"How do you vote, Sarek of Vulcan?"

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
8/21/20 6:29 a.m.
David S. Wallens said:
JG Pasterjak said:

The exhaust in the front fender makes my pants tight.

That part looks cool. 

What you did there, I see it. laugh

V12
V12 New Reader
8/21/20 10:00 a.m.

Allegedly BMW has gone to the coke nostrils as a result of feedback from their PRC focus groups.  (Logical, as it is a growing market for BMW)

I've owned a lot of BMWs.  Some old, some new.  If the new design philosophy is what's to be expected going forward, I won't buy another one.  Not interested in buying a car that looks like it has a substance abuse problem.  

racerdave600
racerdave600 UltraDork
8/21/20 10:05 a.m.

In reply to V12 :

Copy that!  I hate to say it, but now I miss Bangle.  The cars themselves don't look too bad, but the new BMW grills, I would imagine a lot of people are going to vote by buying another brand.  My dad is a looonnnggg time BMW buyer, and I heard him mutter something about Mercedes this time around.  

mazdeuce - Seth
mazdeuce - Seth Mod Squad
8/21/20 10:08 a.m.

It's beautiful and I love it. The rest of you are wrong. 

 

Duke
Duke MegaDork
8/21/20 10:43 a.m.
V12 said:

Allegedly BMW has gone to the coke nostrils as a result of feedback from their PRC focus groups.  (Logical, as it is a growing market for BMW)

I've been saying for the past 3 years that bourgeois new-money Chinese taste is going to destroy luxury car styling.

mazdeuce - Seth said:

It's beautiful and I love it. The rest of you are wrong.

We're not wrong; you're clearly insane.

There is a reason they have that dazzle camo paint scheme on it.

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