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4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
5/12/11 9:40 a.m.

its ugly as sin and the fabricator needs to have his welder taken from him and have it thrown in a lake, just before you punch him in each of his balls. Separately. Twice each. No amount of skill or quality of craftsmanship can forgive what has been done here.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
5/12/11 10:17 a.m.

I've heard that there are penis extension treatments you can get that make your unit longer but the "extra length" remains completely flaccid. This car reminded me of that.

jstein77
jstein77 Dork
5/12/11 10:25 a.m.

My bet would be that he wrecked the Comet, couldn't find or afford parts, and just happened to have a non-functional Taurus on blocks in the back yard. A little too much beer one evening, and...

Would you call that a Taurmet or a Comrus?

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
5/12/11 10:49 a.m.

I concur on the Pleco assessment.

I dunno... it doesn't look that bad to me. Maybe it's sleep deprivation? Weirdest part to me is the stance... it's like the two parts weren't merged on the same plane, and there's a bit of an obtuse angle created from the two different bodies with the vertex right above the front wheel. Gives it a bit of a hunchback look. Like a pleco. So, the guy should paint it like one.

ZOO
ZOO SuperDork
5/12/11 1:02 p.m.

Reminds me of a rumber-bumpered MGB GT.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
5/12/11 3:56 p.m.

If only it could be used for good instead of evil.

turboHLS30
turboHLS30 Reader
5/12/11 4:01 p.m.

I don't think it's THAT bad, but the fact that he did it on an old comet just ruins it.

Capt Slow
Capt Slow Dork
5/12/11 6:35 p.m.

yuck

Tyler H
Tyler H Dork
5/12/11 9:38 p.m.
ncjay wrote: The lighting really sucks, but the craftsmanship looks pretty decent. It's not just pop riveted together.

Wait a minute....I see them. Look at the front spoiler attachment points. I knew they had to be somewhere.

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo New Reader
5/12/11 10:07 p.m.

And pedestrians with otherwise strong will to live will throw themselves in front of this beast at speed...

dollraves
dollraves Reader
5/13/11 1:20 a.m.

Add some fins and that would be...no, wait, it would still be unredeemably ugly.

In unrelated news, there's a sudden shortage of Bondo in the world...

Luke
Luke SuperDork
5/13/11 1:29 a.m.
ReverendDexter wrote: I concur on the Pleco assessment....So, the guy should paint it like one.

With a dorsal fin on the roof and some "bristles" tacked onto the hood, to simulate that 'bushy-nosed pleco' look. Then use it to promote an aquarium shop. Logically, that's the only way to redeem what has been created here.

danl318
danl318 New Reader
5/13/11 8:10 a.m.

inquiring minds want to know: Is the Taurus just skin deep or did the mad scientist graft the Taurus engine & drivetrain to that poor old Comet?

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