Okay, so another dozen burps since the last post. Passenger side up in the air to get air moving towards the bleed screw. I got it to where I was only adding the same amount it was burping into the overflow and still it would heat up enough for the computer to turn the radiator fan on and the radiator hoses were still ambient, ambient as in cooler than my hand.
I really did not want to modify the cooling system, but I was not getting the warm fuzzies about not being stranded at an autoparts store on a road trip, since bleeding was not fixing the problem. I went down the path of looking at all the ways that this system is different from every other system that I have worked on and I decided I did not like this system.
All of the older thermostats I have used are metal on metal, with a little hole. These do not hold pressure by design. The Caravan thermostat seals with a rubber gasket and has no vent hole. There is no path from the hot side of the closed thermostat to the cold side, except backwards through the running water pump. My original housing likely did not seal as well as the shiny replacement one that went in at last parts cannon. The bleed vent pulls air from the hot side of the thermostat only, for reference. That means that the thermostat has to open against the spring pressure plus the waterpump pressure and was being held closed by the waterpump pressure. Also of note, since the radiator was full, and the bubbles were on the block side, expansion in the system would force cold coolant in the radiator into the overflow, while air was still in the block.
I pulled the vent screw, and drilled a 1/16" hole under it, making a path from hot to cold. Now water pump pressure does not hold the thermostat closed, and it opens just when it should. Now, the system can take the air bubble that the thermostat was in and blow the bubble into the upper radiator hose, where expansion then pushes the bubble into the overflow instead of pushing the coolant into the overflow. Now the system is bleeding air out all by itself, just like every other bottom up cooling system since long before I was born.
I am not sure what obscure emissions driven requirement I just violated with a 1/16" hole, but now a collection of new parts won't leave me still stranded on the side of the road. We can also go back to putting low grade gas into the van rathern than putting premium into the 2007 Tahoe.
Except that one of the brand new parts I put in (waterpump, tensioner, or idler pulley) has a noisy bearing. I am not sure, if I were a kid now, that I would enjoy working on cars as much as when I was first learning. This whole thing of buying name brand parts and still getting junk out of the box would suck even worse if it were the only thing I had ever known. Stethoscope on order...