HEY SCHROEDER!!!

Are you serious!?!?!? You really think a stupid neon is less sucky than a Grand Prix

Here are ten reasons why my Grand Prix is better than your stupid little Neon.

1. No matter how hard Suddard, Wallens, Pasterjak, Lear or Heath push it's still not going to be faster than my GP. I can see it in my mind, all of them pushing and you sitting in the drivers seat going in circles in the parking lot making vrooom vrooom sounds

2. It's not a Neon.

3. I don't have to worry about causing an accident behind me because so much paint flew of the car people behind me couldn't see.

4. The wife and kids are not embarrassed to ride with me because I'm not driving a Neon.

5. Steering wheel mounted paddle shifters. Now I can pick and choose how soon I want that wonderful G.M. tranny to self destruct. Try that in your stupid Neon.

6. Richard Petty didn't get his 200th win in a Neon.

7. Supercharged

8. My car looks good in black.

9. CompG>ACR

10. It's not a stupid Neon.

This thread is not intended to cause animosity between Neon and Grand Prix owners. It is only intended to tell Schroeder I think Neons are stupid

My name is Nick Comstock and I approve this message.

Um, just like you did?

There's several different ways outlined to post pix in the FAQ. Link is also at the top of the page.

Yeah, first time back since they redid the site it I like it though.

That car does look good in black.

How much did you spend for your GP?

Now go ask Per how much he spent on his "stupid little Neon."

Way too much And I'd say he spent about $500 too much

Actually I don't have a problem with Neons. I just wanted to aggravate Per about saying GP's suck. Wife had a purple Neon that I had fun driving. Well at least what little paint that hadn't fallen off was purple.

I'm not sure that I understand the point of this thread, or, assuming I do, I don't understand why you would post it...

But that is an AWESOME Grand Prix. And I don't like Grand Prix's (or most anything FWD)

In the October busted knuckles article Per said Grand Prix's suck and then went on a three paragraph love fest for his engine less neon. I just wanted to poke some fun at him.

Thanks for the compliments, It's funny when I went to get a car my two main priorities where RWD and a Manual Transmission. and this is what I ended up with

Is this what is referred to as "murdered out"?

Fun has been poked. Your Grand Prix looks nice.

but Fisher Price called, they want their interior back.

Grand Prix's aren't "all that"

are we starting flame wars?

nicksta43 wrote: 6. Richard Petty didn't get his 200th win in a Neon.

That was the last time a Grand Prix was cool. Your's is missing two cylinders, though it has two extra doors. The six remaining cylinders are pointed the wrong way and spinning the wrong wheels. The King also rowed through his gears with a hurst shifter the way God and Linda Vaughn intended, not some sissy buttons on the steering wheel. You probably have other girly doodads like Air Conditioning and Power windows, not to mention the plain black paint. Even Dale Earnhardt had sense enough to have some silver striping to break up such a plain dull color, and he had no personality at all.

I need to type faster,

Let's not go beating him up too bad. He read my column, so he's Ok in my book

you're co-drivers called.. They left their lipgloss in your glove box...

ohh.. btw... like your haircut..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M (nsfw language)

Is it bad that my stock Oldsmobile is faster than his GP?

No that's not a bad thing.

Ignorant said: you're co-drivers called.. They left their lipgloss in your glove box... ohh.. btw... like your haircut.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M (nsfw language)

LMFAO

Wally wrote:

nicksta43 wrote: 6. Richard Petty didn't get his 200th win in a Neon.

That was the last time a Grand Prix was cool. Your's is missing two cylinders, though it has two extra doors. The six remaining cylinders are pointed the wrong way and spinning the wrong wheels. The King also rowed through his gears with a hurst shifter the way God and Linda Vaughn intended, not some sissy buttons on the steering wheel. You probably have other girly doodads like Air Conditioning and Power windows, not to mention the plain black paint. Even Dale Earnhardt had sense enough to have some silver striping to break up such a plain dull color, and he had no personality at all.

You forgot my heated seats and heads up display!

I didn't want to pile on

Wally wrote: I didn't want to pile on

admit it wally...

you'd love to be the bologna in a nick/per sandwich.

I was thinking liverwurst

ignorant wrote:

Wally wrote: I didn't want to pile on

admit it wally... you'd love to be the bologna in a nick/per sandwich.

WHOA thats sick. I do love me some Per though

Wally wrote: I was thinking liverwurst

we need an independent adjudicator.

http://www.randomness.com/quiz/meat/

I was chicken the cowardly meat.

LOL. I am Beef, the studly meat.