I have a confession to make

I'm an obnoxious jerk.

Does anybody have a confession to make?

Sometimes.. At night.. I dream that I am bob costas.

I am Bob Costas.

I am a 997 owner trapped in a 924s body.

Uhhh... I confess that I am confirmed as a boring individual beacuse I can't think of anything to confess. Dang.

confuZion3 wrote: I am Bob Costas.

I AM BOB COSTAS!

I'm Shtooking Bob Costas

I am a car-oholic! I am starting a 12 step program!

Unfortunately my first step was an engine swap and it put me into full relapse.

No, the first step is always:

"remove the positive battery cable"

And the last step is "installation is reverse of removal."

I need more cars, and a bigger garage and to appreciate my wife more

Wait.. .. That was my car projecting again.

I am Jackass!!!!

I just farted

I have half as many cars as I want... and I have 12 cars...

I had sex last night. And it was GOOOOD. Like three different rooms, two hours, and a whole box of condoms good.

gamby wrote: I'm an obnoxious jerk.

Admitting the problem is the first step to recovery

I was worried that you buttbuttinated Abraham Lincoln.

I used to be somebody.

I used to be nobody

I'm still nobody.

i farted

I have a big.....uhhh....

car....

yeah

thats it

I thought I was someone else!

This one time, at band camp . . .