I've been sporked...

Thanks Wally!

I didn't know silverware needed a "Limited Lifetime Warranty". Here I am living my life on un-warrantied eating utensils.

Go spork yourself.

RossD wrote: I didn't know silverware needed a "Limited Lifetime Warranty". Here I am living my life on un-warrantied eating utensils.

I wonder how the warranty is limited. Just to the original owner's lifetime or are there restrictions upon what is an allowable sporking application?

I should have picked up a case. Everyone that sees it wants one. I assume if I do break mine it will be by voiding the warrantee with an improper use as it works as well getting stuck coins out of a farebox as it does on ice cream.

RossD wrote: I didn't know silverware needed a "Limited Lifetime Warranty". Here I am living my life on un-warrantied eating utensils.

Does this mean I can just exchange it for a new one every time it gets dirty? I really hate doing dishes.

Huckleberry wrote:

RossD wrote: I didn't know silverware needed a "Limited Lifetime Warranty". Here I am living my life on un-warrantied eating utensils.

I wonder how the warranty is limited. Just to the original owner's lifetime or are there restrictions upon what is an allowable sporking application?

I could see a messy legal situation developing, since pretty much by definition there is no 'proper' application for a spork. Its entire existence is a compromise, neither properly suited to forkly nor spoonly uses.

I would imagine the type of people using sporks aren't around long enough to use the lifetime warranty.

I've got one of those in my camping kit, but for eating at the office, I prefer the KA-BAR tactical spork.

How many different utensils can we combine into one? Then I would only need one per person and my cabinets could store other things like car parts.

so I assume that sporking is more than spooning?

mad_machine wrote: so I assume that sporking is more than spooning?

Same position, but more is involved.

Everybody needs a carry spork, mine is made of titanium.

In reply to BrokenYugo:

My wife had to have the purple version:

In reply to The0retical:

If you get a raw one you can pretty easily anodize it any color you like.

Or for the bigger eater...

In reply to Huckleberry:

Back in the day of the Reform Party w/ presidential candidate Pat Buchanan, I had the great idea of going to a local fundraiser w/ a rig similar to that. Pat's wife was raised local w/ family here yet in the Mon Valley. Much older pitchfork tho w/ a tac light.

Well, it was coined as much as a grassroots 'pitchfork campaign'.

Meantime, Pat got demonized by both parties and the mass media for some (out of context) Nazi-esque references. That spelled the end of Pat, a constitutional scholar and as well the Reform Party. Lost faith in politics after that, never made the fundraiser.

Woulda been a helluva thing tho, a Buchanan autographed tactical pitchfork.

Trackmouse wrote:

mad_machine wrote: so I assume that sporking is more **fun** than spooning?

Same position, but more is involved.

One way or another, you're out of the "friend zone."

Also, mad_machine, fixed that for you. :D