Jet cheese

Who wouldn’t want jet powered cheese mmmmm lol

https://bangshift.com/bangshiftxl/guys-theres-a-jet-powered-cheese-wedge-for-sale-on-the-internet/

I wonder if it has enough power to shred the tires. If the body rusts does it turn into swiss cheese? Are there any jet powered sausages or bagel crisps that I can pair it with?

So many questions...

I sort of assumed we were talking about this stuff:

In reply to Ransom :

Anyone else wanna see that cheez whiz come out of the turbine, instead of fire?

In reply to Trackmouse :

I'm imagining what kind of psi you can force spray cheese to before it flat out atomized. Also now I want true aerosol cheese. Like pan spray, but cheese. 

In reply to Mndsm :

Hahahahaha!

Wisconsin.  Huh. Never would have guessed. 

EastCoastMojo said:

I wonder if it has enough power to shred the tires. If the body rusts does it turn into swiss cheese? Are there any jet powered sausages or bagel crisps that I can pair it with?

So many questions...

I’d like to see one with a 413 WEDGE... Controlled by a Provolone ECU. I bet it could do a Muenster burnout but get SMOKED by a Mercury Manchego.

It's cool and all, I just don't think the handling would be all that sharp. That would make me a little bleu. 

I was terrified when I clicked this link. I know the kind of stuff you guys post. 

And, ECM wins the internet for the day.