I'm continuing to work on my skills as a writer, so here's my latest article. What would Jesus drive? After four years of undergrad in Automotive Engineering followed by four years getting a Masters of Theology, I may be one of the few people qualified to answer that! So here you go. Contrary opinions welcome! Also feedback on how I can improve as a writer. Have a great Memorial Day!
https://revsgarage.wordpress.com/2018/05/28/what-would-jesus-drive/
Good answers, but I feel that the classic farm truck (or any old and basic pickup - a '90s F150 or Nissan Hardbody could also qualify) is the closest modern equivalent of a donkey. A simple utilitarian conveyance that is seen as modest and peaceful.
4X4 Quigley Passenger Van - he had 12 other guys that hung around him his last three years and he needed the off road capability for those treks around Mount Zion.
I don't know about the kid but the parents were likely ready to upgrade to a camper after that Dec where there was no room at the Inn.
A Honda, obviously. He and the people were all in one Accord.
In reply to Pete Gossett :
I came here to post this. 
Amphicar
Spoolpigeon said:A Honda, obviously. He and the people were all in one Accord.
Posted before I could. That one still makes me chuckle.
NOT A TA said:Amphicar
For Jesus all cars are amphibious.
I take it none of you saw Rescue Me?
An old leaf. He was a hippy.
As if he had a choice...¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Datsun310Guy said:4X4 Quigley Passenger Van - he had 12 other guys that hung around him his last three years and he needed the off road capability for those treks around Mount Zion.
^Wrong.
Nobody drives with The Jesus.
In all fairness- at what point in his life?
He did ride on a donkey on Palm Sunday so I like the humble pickup mentioned above.
When he returns during the rapture the saints will meet him in the air - so a Harrier Jump Jet?
In Revelation 19 it states at the end of the tribulation he will return on a white horse. So a White Shelby Mustang?
dean1484 said:Spoolpigeon said:A Honda, obviously. He and the people were all in one Accord.
Posted before I could. That one still makes me chuckle.
All I know is he wasn’t driving either gray Honda Accord that came after both my Yukon’s 
Spoolpigeon said:A Honda, obviously. He and the people were all in one Accord.
Yup. Google agrees.
Probably a British car. I mean, who else is gonna have the patience?
Even Jesus couldn’t keep a Maserati BiTurbo running.
GameboyRMH said:Good answers, but I feel that the classic farm truck (or any old and basic pickup - a '90s F150 or Nissan Hardbody could also qualify) is the closest modern equivalent of a donkey. A simple utilitarian conveyance that is seen as modest and peaceful.
Agreed - was honorable mention #1 ;-)
In reply to Spoolpigeon :
See paragraph 2 ;-)
In reply to APEowner :
Best response yet!
In reply to ebonyandivory :
As a man who'd dad once owned 3 Austin Healey's simultaneously - one to drive and two for parts - I must concur.
I enjoyed that. No writing tips, but I concur with the concept of vehicle.
I thus offer a hot rod Nomad. As the quintessential modification guy - water to wine? - It'll have nitrous.
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