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Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson UberDork
8/13/13 11:18 a.m.

This is as good as any guess

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
8/13/13 11:26 a.m.
Ian F wrote: My advice, Nick - plead the 5th. No good will come from answering this question.

This. Or just pass on the information given by a website like Edmunds, and credit your source.

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
8/13/13 11:50 a.m.

Tell her to keep it-- The Rapture is only six months away.

Protege2886
Protege2886 Reader
8/13/13 11:59 a.m.
nicksta43 wrote: I figure she's the type of person that will do everything wrong and still come out on top. She'll probably get 3k and then tell me I'm an idiot and know nothing about cars.

That could be a blessing in disguise. If she thinks you're an idiot, she won't ask you again.

<$1000 for that car.

motomoron
motomoron Dork
8/13/13 12:29 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
nicksta43 wrote: Wife says she thinks she'll get 3k.
yeah, if she provides a blerjerb administration plan with total value of $2500. that car has been horse-berkeleyed and is worth $500.

HAHAHA!

fidelity101
fidelity101 Dork
8/13/13 1:57 p.m.

About 7 lbs

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/13/13 3:25 p.m.
fidelity101 wrote: About 7 lbs

... of quarters.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
8/13/13 4:36 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
fidelity101 wrote: About 7 lbs
... of quarters.

of horse E36 M3

kb58
kb58 HalfDork
8/13/13 6:48 p.m.
BoxheadTim wrote:
nicksta43 wrote: This is also the woman who quit work the day before the Mayan apocalypse and had to beg for her job back.
I think I just startled one of our cats - they're not used to me keeling over with laughter this early in the morning.

Yeah, funny, except when they vote...

Mr_Estrotica
Mr_Estrotica Reader
8/13/13 7:10 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: One dollar, Bob.

A dollar fifty, Bob. Sorry Sperl'.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/13/13 8:00 p.m.
AngryCorvair wrote:
nicksta43 wrote: Wife says she thinks she'll get 3k.
yeah, if she provides a blerjerb administration plan with total value of $2500. that car has been horse-berkeleyed and is worth $500.

She believed in the Mayan apocalypse, blerjerbs should be as easy as explaining the nutritional value and prescribing 4 daily supplements.

nicksta43
nicksta43 SuperDork
8/13/13 8:15 p.m.

I guess she put on Craigslist for $3900. Haven't found the add yet.

Donebrokeit
Donebrokeit HalfDork
8/13/13 8:20 p.m.

This might be a $800 car, I did say might on a good day.

sergio
sergio Reader
8/13/13 8:39 p.m.

Give me her address. I'll give her $3000 for it, but it's in a money order for $7000. She can deposit it and send me back the over payment.

turboswede
turboswede PowerDork
8/13/13 8:45 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
AngryCorvair wrote:
nicksta43 wrote: Wife says she thinks she'll get 3k.
yeah, if she provides a blerjerb administration plan with total value of $2500. that car has been horse-berkeleyed and is worth $500.
She believed in the Mayan apocalypse, blerjerbs should be as easy as explaining the nutritional value and prescribing 4 daily supplements.

Especially if she's lactose intolerant.

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 PowerDork
8/13/13 9:00 p.m.
nicksta43 wrote: I guess she put on Craigslist for $3900. Haven't found the add yet.

I await the humor of the ad. I speculated that it will be hard to find and is likely not a Mazda product at all. I predict Toyota Corolla or Chevy Cobalt.

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