On the long list of funny car acronyms (Found On Road Dead, Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious, Fix It Again Tony, Hang On Not Done Accelerating, Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually), I can neither find nor come up with one for Lancia. And I figure that since my dad has owned one for a couple years now, it's time to figure it out.
Any suggestions?
Lost Another Nice Car In America...just off the cuff. let me think on this a while
Like Anyone Needs ths Crap In America
Look Another Noob Crashed the Internet Again
Left Another New Cam In Alabama (or ony other place starting w/ "A" ) Maybe your father won't like what you come up with so he may like...Left Alex's New Car In Arrears
Look, Another Nonsensical Car-Implied Acronym
jg
Larry and Nancy co-exist in anonymity.
Loopy attempt at a nice car by an Italian automaker.
Last Again, Not Competitive In Anything
Brutal, Dex, but funny. I like.
John, G73 (if that is your real name), keep 'em coming.
JG, if you're not going to play nice...
Keep 'em coming. I think we're on to something here. Think of it: this is our contribution to automotive lore and posterity. (Next up: "Lamborghini." That'll melt your brain.)
Look, Another Nasty Crappy Italian Automobile!
I still remember their advertising slogan: "Nothing handles like a Ferrari but a Lancia Zagato comes damn close!"
I saw a pair of Lancia Zagato's at a SCCA National at Mid-Ohio this spring and they were sweet...
Last Attempt Not Crying In Automobile
Lame-Ass, Nasty, Crappy Italian Automobile.
Loser's Automobile-Not Certain It's Acceptable
alex wrote: Brutal, Dex, but funny. I like. John, G73 (if that is your real name), keep 'em coming. JG, if you're not going to play nice... Keep 'em coming. I think we're on to something here. Think of it: this is our contribution to automotive lore and posterity. (Next up: "Lamborghini." That'll melt your brain.)
Wit a thik Brooklyn accent "Look Anthony, my boy Orlando's racing Guido's hotrod in Naples Italy"
alex wrote: Brutal, Dex, but funny. I like. John, G73 (if that is your real name), keep 'em coming. JG, if you're not going to play nice... Keep 'em coming. I think we're on to something here. Think of it: this is our contribution to automotive lore and posterity. (Next up: "Lamborghini." That'll melt your brain.)
Wit a thik Brooklyn accent "Look Anthony, my boy Orlando's racing Guido's hotrod in Naples Italy"
Lamborghini:
Look, Another Man Bought an Outrageous, Ridiculous, Girl-Hoarding Italian Nonperformer. Idiot.
"Listen, About My Big, Ostentatious, Red, Gallardo, Honey. It Notarizes Inadequacy!"
Or,
Lackluster Adults Masquerade Big, Orotund, Revoltingly Garish Hardtops In Naive Incognizance
Look! A Massive Butt Or Really Garish Hindquarters In Nigeria! Incontinence!
Joey
Likely A Millionaire Blowhard Or Really Good Hooker Is Nestled Inside
ReverendDexter wrote: Likely A Millionaire Blowhard Or Really Good Hooker Is Nestled Inside
/thread. nobody's gonna top that.
Dex wins again. I'm giving him a vote up.
Yep, Dex wins for sure.
Long Acting Noisey Carp In Alabama
Tim Baxter wrote: Dex wins again. I'm giving him a vote up.
I'll second that vote.
Well done Dex
awww, shucks..... thanks guys.
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