Name that sound: Subaru EG33 edition!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/KLlmcO8yEIM
Hear the ticking noise? That's coming out of the left-hand exhaust pipe. We get three even pops on the right side, and pop-pop-POOF on the left. My bet is that one of the exhaust valves on the left side is fried.
What sayeth the collective wisdom of the GRM?