David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/20/21 11:57 a.m.
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Google mazdeuce’s “The Unicorn of my Destruction” and you’ll find the tale of a 2007 Mercedes-Benz R63 AMG spread far and wide across the internet, from Road & Track, Autoweek and The Drive to countless message boards, some not even in English.

The thread started with …

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mazdeuce - Seth
mazdeuce - Seth Mod Squad
5/20/21 1:42 p.m.

That picture is epic, well done. I love that the R63 is still causing enough joy to justify it's pain. 

 

spacecadet (Forum Supporter)
spacecadet (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
5/20/21 3:16 p.m.

* Metallica Intensifies*

 

Tom1200
Tom1200 SuperDork
5/20/21 3:32 p.m.

Why stick your (list body part here) in a vice when you can put in a wheat thresher.

I've admired the raw courage of that thread.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/20/21 4:08 p.m.
mazdeuce - Seth said:

That picture is epic, well done. I love that the R63 is still causing enough joy to justify it's pain. 

 

You know, I think I have that album. 

Colin Wood
Colin Wood Associate Editor
5/20/21 4:09 p.m.

In reply to mazdeuce - Seth :

Thanks. I'll admit, I had a little too much fun putting that picture together in Photoshop.

Loweguy5 (Forum Supporter)
Loweguy5 (Forum Supporter) Reader
5/20/21 10:11 p.m.
spacecadet (Forum Supporter) said:

* Metallica Intensifies*

"Sleep with one eye oh-oh-pen..."

 

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
5/22/21 4:56 a.m.

You take internal Torx

You put it in a bolt

Watch engines running hot

Watch the bolts' heads explode....

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
5/31/21 8:03 a.m.
Pete. (l33t FS) said:

You take internal Torx

You put it in a bolt

Watch engines running hot

Watch the bolts' heads explode....

Bwahaha this is this car's theme song in my head as well laugh

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