Gasoline
Gasoline SuperDork
5/21/14 7:23 a.m.

rampage 1984 - $2000 (helena)

Helen Keller said: 1984 rampage past ton pickup very rare pickup needs new carburetor which you can get a New York for about $300 brand new four-speed gets 33 miles to the gallon needs battery great pickup to half ton pickup. I enclose in pictures you want better pictures. I can email you walk my phone 2000 and best offer anything more you'd like to know about it. I'll be glad to answer engines good transmissions good four-speed phone or email

car39
car39 HalfDork
5/21/14 10:03 a.m.
Woody wrote:

Just in case you were unsure about what you were buying.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
5/27/14 9:50 p.m.

irish44j
irish44j PowerDork
6/2/14 7:45 p.m.
seller said: "The car runs and drives really nice"

nothing screams "runs and drives really nice" like 3 photos of the car on a flatbed...

kanaric
kanaric HalfDork
6/3/14 2:26 a.m.
Rusted_Busted_Spit wrote: http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4410170438.html What kind of person does this? So sad.
Woody
Woody MegaDork
6/6/14 3:55 p.m.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
6/6/14 4:20 p.m.

GTwannaB
GTwannaB Reader
6/23/14 5:42 p.m.

OK, I know GTOs are manly, but this paintjob is just wrong:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4532590994.html

That car's got some balls! I would hate to see what that looks like when it overheats.

bgkast
bgkast SuperDork
6/23/14 6:02 p.m.

In reply to GTwannaB:

All it needs is a relocated windshield washer nozzle.

car39
car39 HalfDork
6/23/14 7:32 p.m.
bgkast wrote: In reply to GTwannaB: All it needs is a relocated windshield washer nozzle.

Sick. But funny!

Carro Atrezzi
Carro Atrezzi HalfDork
6/23/14 7:42 p.m.

WTF? I think we might have a winner:

"Helen Keller said: 1984 rampage past ton pickup very rare pickup needs new carburetor which you can get a New York for about $300 brand new four-speed gets 33 miles to the gallon needs battery great pickup to half ton pickup. I enclose in pictures you want better pictures. I can email you walk my phone 2000 and best offer anything more you'd like to know about it. I'll be glad to answer engines good transmissions good four-speed phone or email"

fanfoy
fanfoy HalfDork
6/23/14 8:08 p.m.
Carro Atrezzi wrote: WTF? I think we might have a winner: "Helen Keller said: 1984 rampage past ton pickup very rare pickup needs new carburetor which you can get a New York for about $300 brand new four-speed gets 33 miles to the gallon needs battery great pickup to half ton pickup. I enclose in pictures you want better pictures. I can email you walk my phone 2000 and best offer anything more you'd like to know about it. I'll be glad to answer engines good transmissions good four-speed phone or email"

Hey now, this the "awesome CL PHOTOS" thread. Not the "best acid induced CL ad" thread.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
6/24/14 3:50 p.m.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
8/31/14 5:03 p.m.

irish44j
irish44j PowerDork
8/31/14 5:35 p.m.
Woody wrote:

makes you wonder what has been sitting IN the garage not able to get out for a long time....

Woody
Woody MegaDork
10/23/14 9:50 a.m.

fornetti14
fornetti14 Dork
10/23/14 7:02 p.m.

From the ad:
Rims and tires on car in perfect condition.

 photo CLlol.jpg

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UberDork
10/28/14 8:30 p.m.

Impreza for sale.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
10/28/14 8:49 p.m.

Only picture in the ad...

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/4/14 7:32 p.m.

Gasoline
Gasoline SuperDork
11/10/14 8:16 a.m.

Chevrolet Corvette Caballista - $1 (covington)

1980 Corvette Caballista very rare car. Only 50 cars were built.They cost over $60,000 for each car. The car runs great trans is strong. Call for more information show contact info $12,450 was the best offer so far

EdHigginbotham
EdHigginbotham Editorial Assistant
11/10/14 8:40 a.m.

One of my favorites:

"2002 Mazda Miata SE 108k On the engine and transmission. The car flipped to its side at 20-30 mph and has sustained a lot of damage including the body panels and the top."

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/10/14 6:48 p.m.

Shaun
Shaun HalfDork
11/11/14 12:46 p.m.

JDM build!

"This bitch is nasty."

Portlandia

unevolved
unevolved Dork
11/11/14 1:13 p.m.
Gasoline wrote: Chevrolet Corvette Caballista - $1 (covington)
1980 Corvette Caballista very rare car. Only 50 cars were built.They cost over $60,000 for each car. The car runs great trans is strong. Call for more information show contact info $12,450 was the best offer so far

Oh man, that's a special kind of ugly.

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