stanger_missle
stanger_missle SuperDork
9/1/19 12:19 p.m.
stanger_missle
stanger_missle SuperDork
11/1/19 11:32 p.m.

I wonder what goes through people's minds after they pay their $5 listing fee and upload laughably terrible pictures of their car. How does someone look at this and think "Yep, that is totally worth the $5 I just paid!"?

https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/d/apollo-beach-mazda-miata/7011299067.html

kazoospec
kazoospec UltraDork
11/3/19 12:10 p.m.

Hahahaha . . . seller claims "car has been in an accident" and it trying to sell the car cheap because it's "too expensive to repair".  That, my friend, was no accident:  

buy a Caddy, get a free crazy ex

Woody
Woody MegaDork
12/30/19 11:30 a.m.

$4000 Porsche 928.

Only photo in the ad.

Seller's description: "Good".

Raze
Raze UltraDork
12/30/19 3:52 p.m.
Woody said:

$4000 Porsche 928.

Only photo in the ad.

Seller's description: "Good".

Peace be with you...

stanger_missle
stanger_missle UltraDork
1/30/20 4:12 p.m.

https://lakeland.craigslist.org/cto/d/mulberry-1995-suzuki-sidekick-4x4/7059763529.html

Can't figure out how to get pics from one phone to another? Just take a pic of the pic from a text message!

 

BRILLIANT!

BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter)
BlueInGreen - Jon (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
4/13/20 4:27 p.m.

Doesn’t get much better than that...

stroker
stroker UltraDork
4/24/20 7:35 p.m.

Not CL, but close enough.

stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter)
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
5/18/20 3:51 a.m.

How do you mess up 7 pics in a row?

https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/d/clearwater-2008-nissan-rogue/7125821764.html

I'm guessing the DGAF is high considering the vehicle and price.

noddaz
noddaz UltraDork
5/18/20 5:51 p.m.

All original 1972 Nova SS

Original Nova

I don't think so.

Scott

 

stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter)
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
7/29/20 11:14 p.m.
GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE Dork
7/29/20 11:29 p.m.

In reply to stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) :

Makes me think of those knuckle-draggers who put pics of restored/mint examples claiming "This is what it COULD look like!" before posting any actual pics of their crap.

People like that need to be shoved into a cannon and shot into the sun.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks UltimaDork
10/27/20 9:04 p.m.

From a FBMarketplace ad entitled:  87-90 Mustang parts:

stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter)
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
11/3/20 6:09 p.m.
ClemSparks
ClemSparks UltimaDork
2/4/21 4:56 p.m.

Not that I think one could really take a flattering photo of this vehicle, but you almos have to TRY to get one this bad...

sergio
sergio HalfDork
2/4/21 8:19 p.m.

Ran when parked. Sure it did....

Boost_Crazy
Boost_Crazy Dork
2/4/21 11:43 p.m.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks UltimaDork
2/11/21 7:15 p.m.

You can't make this up.  One photo in the ad:

And the description:

"1982 caprice classic runs and drives need money for a lawyer call or text only [redacted]"

SaltyDog
SaltyDog HalfDork
2/11/21 8:04 p.m.

Why do 99% of the ads show the same cow?

noddaz
noddaz UberDork
5/2/21 4:31 p.m.

Hmmmm.  Probably the best picture in the ad.

stroker
stroker UberDork
5/5/21 8:41 p.m.

Need I say more?

stanger_mussle
stanger_mussle UberDork
5/28/21 9:30 p.m.

How?

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
2/1/22 7:01 a.m.
ClemSparks
ClemSparks UltimaDork
2/25/22 12:42 p.m.

When a comma does more harm than good:

No photo description available.

It's not a bad photo, per se, but I found it while perusing "the marketplace" and thought it was funny enough to post here.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks UltimaDork
12/9/22 11:38 a.m.

The  "scene of the crash" ads are my new favorite phenomenon.  I light up with glee when I run across one.

 

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