Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltraDork
10/27/13 11:04 p.m.

Escort for sale. Unfortunately, I am a vampire and can't take photos during the day.

kreb
kreb SuperDork
10/28/13 2:08 p.m.

This isn't one for mocking. Actually it's more along the lines of general awesomeness:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4136330226.html

From the Q and A section at the bottom:

Q: Why are you such an a--hole? A: Everything is relative; you should see my friends
Coldsnap
Coldsnap Reader
10/28/13 2:23 p.m.
Thinking about the car that got away. (1957 Desoto Firesweep)

haha

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
10/28/13 2:45 p.m.

Good job.

http://nh.craigslist.org/bar/4139830355.html

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
10/30/13 2:43 p.m.

"2For Sale" http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/4141850710.html

Rupert
Rupert Reader
10/30/13 2:57 p.m.
wbjones wrote: damn, those are some pretty good sized nuts/bolts holding that tank in place

Doesn't speak well for the gas mileage!

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
11/6/13 10:53 a.m.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4172647712.html

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/6/13 11:19 a.m.

It's probably a Texas thing we'll never understand.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/4172383476.html

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/6/13 1:21 p.m.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
11/6/13 1:30 p.m.
914Driver wrote:

"Riding lawn mower for sale."

RossD
RossD PowerDork
11/6/13 1:32 p.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

More like: Metal and Blue shopping cart for sale

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
11/6/13 1:34 p.m.
RossD wrote: In reply to N Sperlo: More like: Metal and Blue shopping cart for sale

Rebuilt engine.

MA$$hole
MA$$hole HalfDork
11/7/13 11:02 a.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

Casual Encounters behind the garage?

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
11/7/13 11:07 a.m.
914Driver wrote:

He's taking a leak...

plance1
plance1 Dork
11/8/13 9:34 p.m.

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/4146906813.html

ShadowSix
ShadowSix Dork
11/9/13 1:36 p.m.

In reply to plance1:

LOL, how dim do you have to be to have a photo on your phone and not be able to get it on c-list? I love the digital-photo-of-a-paper-5x7-photo, but this is a first.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
11/9/13 1:56 p.m.

Wait.....how does that happen?

ShadowSix
ShadowSix Dork
11/9/13 2:09 p.m.

In reply to mndsm:

He took the photos with the webcam on a laptop. Note the blue tint reflecting from the laptop screen in the first photo.

Coldsnap
Coldsnap Reader
11/9/13 2:38 p.m.

How about craigslist stories? Trying to sell my Nissan Sentra and someone interested payed $100 for a pre purchase "inspection" that involved checking the paint for bondo (carfax says 0 accidents) and plugging it into a check engine scanner. When I pulled into the place they chose I was like crap someone here is going to get ripped off. I'm just glad it wasn't me!

peter
peter HalfDork
11/10/13 12:25 a.m.
plance1 wrote: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/4146906813.html

"Sorry about pic crack is in phone"

You sure about that Mr. Seller? I'm pretty sure crack was in pipe, but it seems to be gone now...

mistanfo
mistanfo UltraDork
11/10/13 4:58 p.m.

Crack is in my reality. Spacetime is being distorted, please save the car if you cannot save me.

glueguy
glueguy Reader
11/11/13 12:14 p.m.

Not an awesome CL photo, but awesome CL optimism at work. The best take on the old "I haven't done it but it just needs a $20 part and 10 minutes" line:

No heat = the heat inside the car does not blow HOT. I believe this may be the lower Temp sensor. This is an easy fix and the part is $25.00. I might replace this if I find the time before I sell it. It might also be the heater core. The heater core is $100.00 and a bit more difficult to replace but we could work something out.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/14/13 6:37 p.m.

Only photo in the ad. Actual size.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks PowerDork
11/15/13 4:45 p.m.

In an ad that says (copy paste), "THIS CAR DOSE NOT RUN!, it has a 305 very strong motor, but one of the pistions are locked in the motor"

we see this gem:  photo MalibuThroughScreendoorbehindfence_zpsff33c720.jpg

That's right...it's parked on the other side of a chain-link fence and the photo is taken from the far side of, evidently, a screen door. Classy!

nicksta43
nicksta43 SuperDork
11/15/13 9:48 p.m.

Car in excellent condition a must see!

This is an excellent way to advertise your $14,000 car

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