Over breakfast this morning:
Mrs. SVreX: "What is this thing "
SVreX: "A strut."
Mrs. SVreX: "Why is it on my kitchen table?"
SVreX: "Because I was copying part numbers for a GRM post."
Mrs. SVreX: "You gonna strut it on outta here?"
Over breakfast this morning:
Mrs. SVreX: "What is this thing "
SVreX: "A strut."
Mrs. SVreX: "Why is it on my kitchen table?"
SVreX: "Because I was copying part numbers for a GRM post."
Mrs. SVreX: "You gonna strut it on outta here?"
Awesome.
I love the smell of shock oil in the morning.
ROFL!!!!!! At least she is still speaking to you!!!
Keeper!
love it!
dean1484 wrote: ROFL!!!!!! At least she is still speaking to you!!!
With a sense of humour too... obviously the Mrs has been through this before
My wife learned very early that she might come home and find half a car in the livingroom. That's why she's my wife and not one of my exes.
Last night
Me - honey are you going to sharpen the chainsaw on the dinning room table?
Wife - why?
Me - because it seems like that should be done in the garage.....
Wife -.........
Me -.........
Me: I think I'll take the Porsche on its maiden voyage to our friends BBQ tomorrow.
Her: what? Really? I'm going to take my own car then.
Me: sounds good, I'll make sure the tow strap is in your car just in case.
Her: sigh.....
Girlfriend: What is that?
Me: Porsche Boxster
Her: It's pretty, can I have one?
Me: Not until you get rich
Her: sigh Ohhhh.
Later...
Her: What is that?
Me: Toyota MR-2 Spyder, why?
Her: I like it more!
Me: Excellent!
I've relayed your official feedbacks.
You've made Mrs. SVreX laugh.
Good job!
Gotta sense of humor, don't she? 
Wife - "You're getting another car?"
Me - 
Wife: why the hell is your car so loud?!
Me: I straight pipe'd it!
Wife: What?
Me: The muffler was rotten, so I hacksawed it off at work.
Wife: (10sec pause) Can we do that to my car too?
Months later...
Wife, via text, sends pic of blue Porsche in traffic: What's this Porsche? I couldn't get close enough t read the back.
Me: Porsche Cayman S.
Wife: That thing makes me tingle in places I wouldn't tell people about at parties.
Winnah!^^
The true test of a marriage is when she finds parts in the dishwasher.
When my future last wife visited my house for the first time, there was a Tex Racing Super T 10 on my dining room table and a complete SBC in the sunroom. Next time she came over, she brought her daughter and a full compliment of cleaning materials. That was 20 years ago.
me: how do you like that M3?
her: that's ugly, I don't like that
her: what's that?
me: that's a bmw 3 series coupe
her: that's pretty, I like that
me: 
I never understood the 'stigma' associated w/ auto or bike parts in the house... might be dirty, yea but so are plumbing and remodeling projects
dean1484 wrote: The true test of a marriage is when she finds parts in the dishwasher.
Nope, the true test is when she fixes it, mine tracked down the upper spray hose for ours and installed it before I even got home.
Toyman01 wrote:dean1484 wrote: The true test of a marriage is when she finds parts in the dishwasher.Nope, the true test is when she fixes it, mine tracked down the upper spray hose for ours and installed it before I even got home.
WINNER!!!!!!
Mrs Tuna:
Iamsolatethekidsarenotupyetandtheyhavetobefedanddressedandit'slatewhyareyoualwaysintheway ?makesuretoblahblahblahbeforeyougoanddon't forgetblahblahblahIamsotiredthekidswokemeup threetimeseachlastnightandIreallyneedtosleep moreIstillhaveacoldandmynoseissostuffy........
Me: Uh huh. Ok, yes dear. Yes. Sure. OK. I'll try. Sorry.
Morning are fun around here.
Graefin10 wrote: me: how do you like that M3? her: that's ugly, I don't like that her: what's that? me: that's a bmw 3 series coupe her: that's pretty, I like that
you gotta remember.. while we think the M3 is awesome and all that.. it is NOT a pretty car. IT is a muscular, vented, widebodied, steroided up, supercar waiting to rip your face off if you do something stupid...
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