Not even sure what to think here...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/485144242439367/

Not sure what is more ridiculous...the pictures or the description.

Meth...

For posterity....  and featuring one of my few pet peeves: obo firm  

I know what i got, don't waste mine or your own time lowballing.

98' stang bang. v6 but straight piped so it sounds like a v8. 400k miles are all highway miles back and fourth to the past. lady driven, garage kept and never driven in the rain.. except to take this photo. willing to trade for a 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R V SPEC II NUR edition, but other than that NO TRADES. $4,000 OBO FIRM.

Oh god...I had to cover the children's eyes. 

jfryjfry said:

For posterity....  and featuring one of my few pet peeves: obo firm  

 

I know what i got, don't waste mine or your own time lowballing.

98' stang bang. v6 but straight piped so it sounds like a v8. 400k miles are all highway miles back and fourth to the past. lady driven, garage kept and never driven in the rain.. except to take this photo. willing to trade for a 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R V SPEC II NUR edition, but other than that NO TRADES. $4,000 OBO FIRM.

Did we not all assume it's a troll post as soon as we read the first line?

Yeah thats gotta be a joke. Please be a joke. 
 

I dig the anti-aero pockets over the back seat windows. 

She's a peach Clark.

Seriously thank god he has never driven in the rain. Might waterspot the custom paint.

I don't hate it

I kind of like the headlamps/ grill area, after that....

Ugah! What has been seen, cannot be unseen.....

I fear there may be permanent damage!

I live in Springfield, Oregon....I am ashamed :(

And to think the Duke of Understeer feared he missed a lot being away for many months...

He comes back today to this.   He may vanish for more months.    Just saying.

Stang bang. Love that.

Never driven in the rain. 

True.

Because it doesn't run.

Therefore cannot be driven. 

Did TN legalize crack??

Sad part in, that's not even close to the worst thing I've seen on CL/Marketplace over the years. 

And if you squint real hard on that side profile, kinda looks like a fiero. 

There are people who think OBO means "Or better offer".

"$4000 for that?  Would you accept $5000?"