So I've taken a liking to the Fiesta ST. It's gotten glowing reviews in every magazine I've read, it looks cool to me, it'll fit my kids in the back and it comes in a shade of green I've only seen on a Lamborghini until now. Heck, even the GRM message board likes it (for the most part). I had decided I needed a test drive.
After checking closest dealer's web site I called them to arrange a test drive. It looked like they had 3 in stock so when I talked the receptionist girl I specifically said I wanted to test drive a Fiesta ST and she said, "No problem. I showed up the next day all excited to drive this cool car. After half an our of waiting (with my whole family in tow) the sales guy breaks it to me that they don't have any ST's in stock. I whip out my smartphone to show him the listings on their website inventory. His response; "Oh, those are in transit.I can call you when one comes in, would you like to drive an Edge instead? We have a lot of those in stock." I keep my cool (even though I've wasted an hour and a half of my precious weekend at this point) and say no thanks to the Edge test drive. I give him my phone number and he agrees to call me when an ST shows up. Arrghh.
Fast forward two weeks and while I'm driving around at lunch this past Friday I see this guy in traffic: I tail him around the corner to the local Ford dealer and find out that Ecoboost challenge will be in Orlando tomorrow! Sweet! I sign up immediately on my phone. I have to take the last spot of the day at 5 p.m. due to family stuff. I leave my house at 4 and haul ass over to the orange county convention center to get my drive. I get there at 5 til 5 and what has happened? Weather delay due to lightning. About 50 of us mill around until 5:30 when they finally call it off for the day. AAAARRGGGHH. I can't blame them due to safety of the people working the event, but none the less very disappointing.
Not to be deterred I call ANOTHER Ford dealer in the area today that also listed on their own web site having 3 ST's in stock. This time I made sure to be VERY CLEAR about what I was looking for before driving over there:
Me: I see you list 3 Fiesta ST's in stock, do you actually have these cars in stock?
Receptionist: Let me check with the sales manager.
Me: OK, thank you.
Receptionist: He says we do indeed have a couple.
Me: Are you certain they are ST's? Not SE.
Receptionist: Let me ask just to make sure.
Me: OK, thanks.
Receptionist: Yes, he says they are ST's
So I drive the 20 minutes over there and what do I find? You guessed it. NO FIESTA ST's!!!! They had a Focus ST and that was what the sales manager was talking about. Are you friggin kidding me? On top of all that they had a huge Painted "ECOBOOST CHALLENGE" graphic on their front window, yet they had no idea about the event that had just happened. I told them this was the second time this idiocy had happened. Once again the sales jerk offered to call me when one comes in. I said no, don't call me. EVER. I'm done. I'll just fix what's broke on my AW11. It'll be cheaper anyway.