Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
10/10/16 7:22 p.m.
sesto elemento
sesto elemento SuperDork
10/10/16 7:33 p.m.

Lol. That makes me happy

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
10/10/16 7:39 p.m.

As soon as it opened I knew it was gonna be good.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
10/10/16 7:43 p.m.

In reply to mndsm:

90 mph on a surfboard. What could go wrong?

Cactus
Cactus Reader
10/10/16 7:48 p.m.

I love that. Looks like there's different classes. They don't all sound the same, some are short, some are longer.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
10/10/16 7:51 p.m.

In reply to Cactus:

There are a couple of videos online that are using 4 cylinder car engines. A lot of them were using jet ski engines. Some are flat bottomed, some look like hydroplanes. All are cool though and a long tail is easy to build.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
10/10/16 7:53 p.m.

And it looks like a drag race.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9CPZ3svFfn0

kb58
kb58 Dork
10/10/16 8:16 p.m.

Yeah there's a bunch of videos on this sort of thing. One of my favorites would fit in well with you bunch, cram a big-ass engine in a tiny boat and have a fast taxi service - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qCLk-SGCoA

The other is one of my favorite boat videos. At first it seems like, meh, yeah whatever, then he opens it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7O9a9KBKfk

WildScotsRacing
WildScotsRacing HalfDork
10/10/16 8:42 p.m.

In reply to Toyman01:

Jimminy, look at the pitch on that screw!!! But what's with the uber-low gunwhales?

bentwrench
bentwrench Dork
10/10/16 8:53 p.m.

I know the secret of a fast boat. .

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No boat in the water!

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
10/10/16 9:26 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: In reply to mndsm: 90 mph on a surfboard. What could go wrong?

Only one way to find out.

novaderrik
novaderrik UltimaDork
10/11/16 12:33 a.m.

how is this not a thing where i live? it's the land of 10,000 lakes for Dog's sake..

this is the closest we have:

watercross

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
10/11/16 8:07 a.m.

I enjoy how there is no regard for the safety protocols we would have on something like this in the states.

Helmet? Nope.

Life vest? Nope.

Wet suit? Nope.

Dead mans switch in case you fall out/off? Not even.

Flappy loose unbuttoned dress shirt around home built death machine with unshrouded rotating assemblies? Darn skippy!!

Looks like fun

kb58
kb58 Dork
10/11/16 8:30 a.m.

Does kinda make us look like a bunch of candy-asses doesn't it? I kept waiting for someone's shirt to get caught by the front crank pulley. That aside, I'm amazed they don't even wear sunglasses, I mean, really? Even a tiny bug at 50 mph is going mess up your run big time.

STM317
STM317 HalfDork
10/11/16 9:55 a.m.

I'm guessing there must be fewer lawyers in Thailand

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
10/11/16 10:50 a.m.

I think the long tail is so you have a moment after you fall off, but before the prop shreds you to consider, "berkeley, this is gonna hurt!"

petegossett
petegossett UltimaDork
10/11/16 12:22 p.m.
kb58 wrote: Even a tiny bug at 50 mph is going mess up your run big time.

Maybe all the 2-stroke smoke cleared them out?

bigdaddylee82
bigdaddylee82 SuperDork
10/11/16 12:33 p.m.

There'll be a bunch of dead rednecks come duck season if those ever catch on here. Most of the "mud motors" around here are a Briggs & Stratton, or maybe a V-twin Kohler for a "fancy" and powerful one.

3 AM opening day on public land/water is a scary place to be when all the boats take off at once to get to "their" spot.

java230
java230 Dork
10/11/16 12:44 p.m.

Where are the plans for one of these little things?!

kb58 wrote: Yeah there's a bunch of videos on this sort of thing. One of my favorites would fit in well with you bunch, cram a big-ass engine in a tiny boat and have a fast taxi service - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qCLk-SGCoA The other is one of my favorite boat videos. At first it seems like, meh, yeah whatever, then he opens it up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7O9a9KBKfk

OK I think I posted that turbo one here before, the scary part is IT IS actually a ski boat, they ski race behind it at 100+ MPH....

EDIT: here you go....

https://www.youtube.com/embed/y-FzJPJfdks

STM317
STM317 HalfDork
10/11/16 1:10 p.m.

In reply to java230:

Yeah, but they're Aussies. When you grow up in a country where everything is trying to kill you, you don't always approach things from an angle of concern for personal safety.

BrokenYugo
BrokenYugo UltimaDork
10/11/16 2:35 p.m.

Reminds me of a minimax or similar plywood hydroplane, or at least the functional equivalent thereof if you made one from typical junk found laying around in SE Asia.

SVreX wrote: I think the long tail is so you have a moment after you fall off, but before the prop shreds you to consider, "berkeley, this is gonna hurt!"

Yeah, a guard ring around the prop wouldn't be a bad idea.

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
10/11/16 2:44 p.m.

93 mph? Might be 93 kph. I can't tell from the video. Either way, it's pretty fast.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Y1J90vRbt2M

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
10/11/16 3:57 p.m.

I have an old 2 stroke weed wacker I don't need and a SUP. Never thought of putting them together.

java230
java230 Dork
10/11/16 4:32 p.m.

This had me browsing CL for jet ski engines....

BrokenYugo
BrokenYugo UltimaDork
10/11/16 6:09 p.m.

In reply to java230:

Why not go big?

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