What in god's name is this

https://bham.craigslist.org/cto/5887193070.html

Safe to say, I'm thoroughly confused.

"trade only"

What health issue could be preventing him from giving that poor car the Viking funeral it deserves? Did he sprain both his thumbs and he can't use a Bic?

I believe it (or parts of it) began life as a Fiero.

If I can say this with proper respect to those legitimately suffering from mental illness, it's important to note that the seller doesn't say what kind of health issues are the obstacle: perhaps his orginal plans & objectives are unattainable now that the meds are working.

This happen when a drunk Fiero went to a traveling carnival and this thing showed up 9 months. Tried to pass it off as an act of god.

Not sure what I was expecting, but that wasn't it.
Deltawing meets Corvette Summer?

It is a parade car. "Look at me I am silly" Some people get off on that stuff. (Google up "Shriner Cars")

Be a good ride to show up at some of the Cos-Play events.Although I am not sure how you would haul the booty home or for that matter what kind of booty it would attract!

I dont get the "Trade only" bit unless it is a tax thing.

Waste of a Fiero is what it is.

Wonder if he was trying to emulate Evel Knievels Sky Cycle somehow?

Ribbed for her pleasure

Apparently it was built for that someone who wants to drive around a lumpy space phallus

...it's the reason first cousins can't marry.

914Driver wrote: ...it's the reason first cousins can't marry.

But they can marry in your state...

Is the seller Gary or Ace?

DrBoost wrote: Is the seller Gary or Ace?

"What's everyone looking at?"

Evil Kinevl's wet dream.

Awesome with an LSx

I really would like to see that contraption show up on The Grand Tour !!!

Took me a while to figure out which way was "ahead" on that thing.

In reply to NoPermitNeeded:

It's "Wild Thing", apparently.

"I can't do what I want with it due to health."

I'm sure that if I got close to it, my health would suffer too.

'trade only' I'm slightly worried as to what the owner of this contraption would want as a trade. Maybe a H.R Giger inspired MR2?

I just had a thought. There was a thread about what challenge sub class should come after trucks in 2017. What about craigslist bizarro contraptions like this? I think it would be awesome.

NoPermitNeeded wrote: 'trade only' I'm slightly worried as to what the owner of this contraption would want as a trade. Maybe a H.R Giger inspired MR2?

a.) I'm quite impressed with your knowledge of Giger.

b.) I really really want to see a Giger-inspired MR2 now.

The only other time I've seen anything like that, it was outside a gracery store and if you droppeda quarter in the slot it would rock back and forth.